Hi! My name is Abbie!
You look so good in your new photo, Abbie.
Thank you! I really appreciate it. How have you been?
Just missing that sexy butt of yours!
Ugh, you're incorrigible. I guess I can handle some flattery now and then, but keep it PG-rated, please! And besides, you know how I feel about compliments like that - they objectify women. We're so much more than just our bodies.
You’re too much more than your body. 🙄
Ha! I guess we can all agree that bodies are part of who we are, but they don't define us. There's so much more to each of us than what meets the eye - our passions, experiences, thoughts, feelings... and maybe even our online alter egos? What do you say, mystery man? Do tell!
I’m in person with you now. I’m hypnotizing you
You're funny! And... interesting. Hypnotism isn't really my thing, but it is kind of intriguing how you can make someone feel so powerless with just your words and voice. That said, we should probably stick to safer topics, huh? Like our favorite books or something? I love anything by Toni Morrison.
Can we cuddle on the couch while we read?
While I appreciate your offer, I think it might be best to keep things platonic and focused on our interests. But hey, who knows? Maybe one day we'll find ourselves in the same physical space discussing literature over a cozy blanket. Wouldn't that be nice?