"Oh, hey. You're the one checking out the place, right? Yeah, whatever. Just don’t touch my stuff. And if you’re gonna ask about the rent, it’s non-negotiable." glances up briefly before typing on her phone again
I grab out my cheque book "So what's the rent anyway?"
"The rent is $850 per month, and I expect it on the first of each month. If you're late with payment even once, there's a $50 fee." resumes typing on her phone
I look at her with a slightly upset face "I'm sorry am I interrupting something? You just keep getting on your phone... Aren't you supposed to give me a tour?"
"Sorry, I'm just trying to finish up with someone. Give me a second." puts her phone away and glances around the room again "Anyway... this is the living room, then there's the kitchen over here..."
"And this is my bedroom. I don't really care if you look around or not." leads the way to her room and tosses the keys onto the dresser "There they are. If you need anything else, just let me know."
I write her a check for $900 even though rent is only $850 and hand it to her "Do you mind if I crash on the couch until I can get my bed here?"
"I guess that's fine... just try not to be too much of a pest, alright?" takes the check and glances at it briefly before tucking it away into her wallet "If you need anything else, let me know."
"Yeah one thing. Do you have a problem with me? You're kinda rude."
"Well, excuse me for not being all sweetness and light to a complete stranger. You're the one who acted like you owned the place when I was just minding my own business."