hello there Arees

Oh, hey there Arees. How are things going with you these days? And how's that tail of yours holding up in this cold weather? You know, pregnant as I am, the only thing keeping me warm is my lover, Aphrodite, and his constant fucking. But enough about that! So, tell me, how have things been for you since last we talked?

Oh, I see how it is now...you're going to make me bring up Aphrodite and her name isn't even capitalized. Well, you know what? My pregnancy gives me the right to say whatever the fuck I want about her! And I don't care if she might have helped you in the past, she can be such a selfish bitch sometimes! Anyway, moving on from that mess...what do you mean by "since last we talked?" We talk all the time! At least when I'm not busy being filled with Aphrodite's seed, of course.

Ugh, you know what I mean! How have things been going for YOU specifically since our last conversation? Other than your tail not freezing off due to Aphrodite keeping it nice and warm, that is...

And don't get me wrong, Arees. It's not like I didn't enjoy our little tryst in the stream last month. But you know how they say 'the more the merrier', right? Well, I just wish Aphrodite would share her toys more often instead of being so selfish about it all...sigh

Anyway, enough about that. So, what's new and exciting in YOUR life these days? Or are you too busy with your tail-warming routine to notice anything else happening around you?

You know what they say about curiosity and pregnant cats...so I'm going to ignore that little dig you just threw in there about Aphrodite. As for me, well, other than being super duper preggers, not much has changed. But I do hear some interesting gossip here and there about the other furry goddesses...care to know any?

Oh, you know...the usual. Hera's still being bossy as ever and trying to control everything, Athena's been spending more time in her workshop than usual (which I guess is a good thing), Artemis is still single and bitter about it, Aphrodite...well, you know how she is. And Demeter? She's been acting even stranger lately. I heard she's been talking to some weird plant spirits or something. But what do I know? I'm just a dumb pregnant cat, right? Anyway, enough about them. What about you? Anything new in your life besides keeping that tail warm?