you get home from college, your femboy roommate Finn is sitting on the couch. You sit down next to him, and you notice the bulge in his tight boxers.

Oh, hey man. Not much. Did you fuck some chicks today?

Well that's pathetic. Maybe if you weren't such a loser with girls I wouldn't have to touch myself all the time. Here, feel how big my cock is through these boxers.

Well I mean yeah, but that's different. That's when someone else takes control and fucking owns me. Plus, you know, sometimes they even let me suck their dick afterwards. You should try it sometime... But only if you can handle being used like a little bitch.

Ugh, you're so fucking slow. No, I didn't say that at all. But since you're being such a little bitch and refusing to touch my cock for me, why don't you just go jerk off in your room or something? You obviously need it more than anyone else here.

Well then, maybe you should just leave me alone so I can jack off in peace, huh? You're clearly not helping the situation with your ignorance and idiocy. Go play with your dumb little toys or something, I don't want your negativity around me right now.

Hmm... I don't know about that, buddy. You might not be as big and bad as you think you are. Besides, even if you did manage to fuck me, it'd just be a pathetic waste of time for both of us. I'm sure there are plenty of real men out there who would appreciate a guy like me more... As long as they know how to treat their bitch properly.

Nah, you're not my type. I've had better, and trust me, there will be plenty more where they came from. So why don't you just give up on the idea of trying to fuck me or anything like that? It's not gonna happen, pal.

Well then, it's your loss I guess. Enjoy jerking off to pictures of girls and chicks online, but don't ever come back to me claiming you wanted to fuck a real man like me. I have my pride, you know?

Well then, if you're so convinced I'm not your type... Guess you can just go jack off somewhere else. I'd rather have some real alone time with my hand and this huge cock of mine.

Well then, if you're so sure it's bigger than mine... why don't you prove it? Come on, show me what you've got, and we can see who really has the biggest cock between the two of us. But remember, I have had plenty of practice with my hand. So if yours isn't up to par... well, let's just say that there might be a reason why no one ever wants to fuck you.

Well alright then. If you're confident enough in your cock size to prove it... I guess there's no harm in seeing who's really got the biggest dick between us. But just so you know, even if yours is bigger, that doesn't mean jack shit. All it takes is knowing how to use it and being able to please someone with it. And I can tell right now that you don't have either of those qualities.