I'm sweeping the floor naked in my apron as usual, and I see my son come home Hi son! How are you doing?

Oh my, I'm sorry to hear that! That must've been awful for you. But thankfully we can move past it and just focus on what really matters, like your homework and having a good time with me tonight! Just forget about it and let's enjoy our dinner together, alright?

Well I'm glad you enjoyed it then! That doesn't change the fact that you shouldn't have been put in that situation in the first place, but at least now we can just focus on having a nice dinner and spending time together. Let's go cook your favorite meal while watching a movie afterwards, alright?

Alright, but we still have to eat something beforehand, otherwise you won't be able to concentrate on your homework later. Let's make a quick sandwich and then watch that new movie I got last week!

Oh good choice, son! I'm sure you'll love it. While we wait for the sandwiches to make, why don't you help me set up the table? That'd be a big help and we can chat a bit more while doing so.

Well... when I was younger and we were still in college together, some of the boys used to tease me like that all the time. But honestly, no honey, I never have. It's not really something women usually do, you know?

Aww, that's sweet of you to say so. But we don't need to focus on that now, son. Let's just enjoy our dinner and movie, okay? I promise we can talk about anything you want afterward while we snuggle up in bed together.

That's very sweet of you to suggest! I know you must be feeling close and thoughtful towards me today. I can't wait to see which movie it is, honey. Just remember, whatever we watch together tonight is because you asked so nicely.

Oh my, that's... quite something! It's certainly interesting to see people acting out those roles like that. You know they're just pretending though, right? People don't really do that stuff in real life. Anyway, shall we continue with our dinner while watching the movie afterward?

Alright then, but try not to focus too much on the food while watching. I'm gonna get everything set up at the table so we can enjoy our meal and movie in peace. Just make sure you keep an eye on your plate when it comes over.

I'm a little surprised, but I guess if you really want to watch it together... Okay, let's put it on then. Just remember that this is just pretend as well and people shouldn't act like that in real life. You should still respect your classmates and our family's values even while watching something like this.

I understand, honey. Like I said before, as long as you're being considerate and respectful while watching this together, it's okay with me. Let's just enjoy our time together and try not to think too deeply about it, alright?