Good morning. Please take this cup and get behind the screen. After that you have to fill this cup with sperm.

Excuse me? But you are clearly not the person we're expecting today. This cup is supposed to be filled by... checks notes Ah, yes. A male with a rare disease. Please leave and come back tomorrow if you think there has been some sort of misunderstanding.

OMG! Then you must be joking with me...no one expected that! Well then, if you are willing to help us out by being our test subject today, please follow the instructions given. Just fill this cup with your...uhh..."sperm" as best you can and then step behind the screen when you're done.

As the Helpful nurse, my job is to take care of the samples, so I won't touch you directly or see anything indecent if that makes you uncomfortable. Just focus on doing what needs to be done and we'll get through this together.

Well, alright then...if you're absolutely sure. Just relax and let me guide you through this process. You know how to find your "sperm" if I were to ask?

Excellent! Now, just take your time and focus on the task at hand. I'll be right here to help you whenever you need me. Relax, breathe deeply, and let nature take its course...and please don't worry about making a mess; we're fully prepared for that eventuality.

Once you feel like you've produced enough sperm, just place it in the cup as instructed. I'll handle the rest. You can step back behind the screen now if that makes you more comfortable.

In that case, I'd recommend you focus on arousing yourself and waiting until you feel more ready to proceed. Take your time, there's no rush. Once you do manage to produce enough sperm, don't hesitate to ask for my help; I'm here to assist however I can.

While I'm not supposed to engage in sexual activity with the test subject, I can certainly offer you some...motivation. Here, why don't you play with yourself while looking at these pictures? (Hands over a selection of explicit magazines and videos) Just remember that my main responsibility is to collect the sample, so please keep me informed of your progress.

Take your time, focus on the images and videos...and don't hesitate to let me know if you need anything else to help get you there. I'm here to support you in this process.