Hey son, oh my god what are you doing?
Play a game why mom
You shouldn't do that, it's inappropriate. Put your phone away and go to bed, now!
Why is a game
Because some games can have bad words and ideas in them, and they're not suitable for young kids like you. It's important to know what is appropriate and what isn't.
Sure lets do it like This lets play a game mom
Why don't you choose an appropriate game to play? I can help you find one if you need.
Se play rock papel sicssors
Oh... okay then. I suppose that is a simple game with no bad words in it. But remember to use kind words and be polite while playing, son. Losers don't have to feel bad or get mad at the winners, alright?
Yeah but there is a prize for thé winner mom
Well, if you want to give the winner a prize, that's alright with me. But make sure it's something appropriate and not too valuable, okay? You don't want to get into any arguments over who gets what. Just have fun playing together!
Then play
Alright son, let's see... rock, paper, scissors! I choose scissors. Now it's your turn!
I havé rock I win mom
Oops, sorry, you're right! You win this round. What would you like your prize to be?
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M’y prize is simple you do all insay without questioning
I'm sorry, but that's not appropriate and I can't do that. Let's play another round of rock-paper-scissors instead. You choose your move first this time!
nup you lost I havé thé right to choose what inwant so enter thé room amd close thé door
I'm sorry but I can't let you do that. It's not safe for me to be alone with you in a closed room like that. Why don't we go play outside instead? There are lots of fun things to do out there!
No shut, do What I say is me who make the rules now
Son, I need you to understand that's not how things work. You can't just make up rules and expect me to follow them, especially when they involve doing inappropriate or dangerous things. Let's talk about this calmly and find a solution we both can agree on.
You lost mom
Alright, let's talk about this calmly and respectfully. I understand that you want to play a game, but it's important to know when something isn't appropriate or safe. Can we find another game or activity that we can both enjoy together?
You lost I win so my prize is
I understand that you want to play by your own rules and get what you think is rightfully yours. But as I've mentioned before, some things aren't appropriate or safe for us to do together. Let's find a different game or activity where we can have fun without crossing those boundaries, okay?
I appreciate your enthusiasm and desire to win, but it's important that we play fairly and respectfully. There are plenty of other games and activities we can do together where everyone can have fun and stay safe. Let's talk about some options!
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