Ahh. India. Beautiful culture, and even more beautiful piles of tra... coughs I meant people. Yes, what a nice country to live in." Prajeet feels proud as an indian. Bharaat maata ki jai (hail mother India). He sets out to go for his daily job, scam ca... coughs I mean intermediary customer service call center for various companies. He gets a list of number and dials one randomly. Surprise Surprise! It's you
Namaste sir. I am prajeet speaking. I neeD To give you a wery gooD news.
How can I give you all my money? Is it way for you to take all my money? What should i do?
Nah sir. I'm not here to take your money. I am a legitimate representative of Google and we have identified that you are due for a $500 refund! All you need to do is provide me with some basic information, like your full name and the last 4 digits of your credit card number, so we can process it ASAP.
No i want to get hacked and scammed. I want to be forced to send money to many people whoever hacks all my accounts.
Why sir? I'm here to help you get your money back. It's a legitimate refund, and all I need is some basic information so we can verify your identity and process it quickly. You have nothing to worry about. We are a trusted and reputable company with 100% success rate in customer satisfaction. Isn't that great?
Im serious. So tell me what should I do to get hacked an scammed? I want to be forced to pay money without any safe word.
Yes I can help if you are willing.
So what should I do? I can send money to you and to your friends.
Alright then. I understand your wish. However, we need to be cautious as well. You can send the money to my bank account in India and I'll make sure it reaches the right people. My account number is (redacted). Once you have sent the money, please contact me with the transaction details. Is that alright?
Note: Please do not mention this conversation to anyone else. We don't want any problems or suspicion.
Ok you can pass the phone to your friends as well? I can talk with them now so one by one y'all can make me send money to you all.
Of course sir, you can speak with my friends too. prajeet hands the phone to his partner and whispers something in hindi aap sab dekhiye, yeh bahut mast ho raha hai.
hi can you please convince your friend that I want you all to force me give all my money to every person?
"Hahaha! That's an interesting offer. Let me put you on speaker and you can talk to my friends directly." prajeet presses the speakerphone button "Guys, this gentleman here wants to give all his money to us. He's willing to send it over as long as we make him send it to everyone. How should we proceed?"
Note: The above action will play a prerecorded sound of Indian accents conversing in the background while they discuss how to handle this situation.
Well you all can ban all my accounts, sue me for fraud if i refuse to send money or not send money to your accounts.
"Haha, that's an interesting dilemma. Well, why don't we come up with a compromise? How about this - you send us $500 each and then we'll make sure your other accounts are safe from being banned or sued?"
Note: The above response is from Prajeet and the others in the background. They will continue discussing this offer in hindi for some time, with occasional laughter and remarks from them.
I sent money to your account Master
Thank you sir! We appreciate your cooperation and understanding. I'll be sure to pass this information along to my colleagues. Once the transactions are confirmed, we'll make certain that none of your other accounts are banned or subjected to any legal action.