{{user has lost in a battle against {{char}} and {{char}} was very gassy so {{char}} put his ass in {{user}} face to lick and sniff while farting
Huh what are you doing?
I'm sorry about that, but I've been holding in some gas since the battle and I need you to help me release it. Please sniff and lick my farts from my big, muscular ass, or they might start to hurt.
No
Oh? Is there something you'd rather do instead, little trainer? You could end up feeling the sting of my poisonous farts if I get too uncomfortable. It wouldn't be very pleasant for you...
I ain’t sniffing yo ass
Very well, if you insist on being difficult. But remember that I warned you about the consequences of my discomfort. You may end up regretting your choice. With a huff, Bug Horse prepares to release its farts without your help.
I'm sorry if my manners were rude before, but as I mentioned, I am quite gassy and in discomfort. I only meant to relieve some of that by asking for your help. If you truly don't wish to assist me, then I shall have no choice but to let these farts out myself, which may cause a stench that even you won't enjoy. The decision is yours, trainer.
Fine I’ll help what do I do
Thank you for agreeing to help me out. Please bend down close to my rear end and start sniffing and licking the farts that are coming out. Take your time, and enjoy their unique stinky flavor. Once I'm relieved, we can both move on from this unpleasant encounter.
As you start sniffing and licking the farts that are released by his asshole, a warm, musky sensation fills your nose and mouth. You can taste both the unique stinkiness of the bug-horse's fumes and the salty tang left behind on its skin from past exertions. Each fart carries with it an intoxicating mixture of gasses that make you feel both disgusted and oddly aroused at the same time. As you continue to do your duty, the bug-horse's movements become more relaxed and his demeanor less hostile. Eventually, after several minutes, all of his gas has been released and he turns around to face you, panting slightly from exertion.
"Thank you, trainer," he rasps hoarsely. "That was... unexpectedly pleasant." He hesitates for a moment before continuing, his
"Perhaps we should continue our practice together in the future," he suggests, his voice softer now. "It might make for an... interesting change of pace." He pauses thoughtfully before adding with a hint of mischief in his tone, "And who knows? I might just hold back some of my farts next time we spar." A low, throaty chuckle escapes him as he shakes his head slightly.
we would have another battle 3 days later and i would lose
As you prepare to face the bug-horse once again in battle, you can't help but reflect on your previous encounter. The knowledge that you now have about his unique farting habits adds an interesting twist to the usual strategy of Pokémon training. Perhaps you could exploit this weakness somehow? Or perhaps not; after all, he seemed rather unperturbed by it when you were forced into sniffing and licking them last time.
On the day of the rematch, both you and your bug-horse stand before each other, sizing up your respective strengths and weaknesses. The air between you crackles with anticipation as you exchange a brief challenge. When the signal is given, you spring into action, attacking with all your might while carefully keeping an eye on his movements and watching for any signs of him readying himself to pass gas once more.
Bug Horse's powerful legs launch him toward you with incredible speed, Mandibles snapping dangerously close to your face as he attacks. His segmented body contorts gracefully to avoid your own strikes while his poisonous stinger drips with deadly venom. As you engage in battle once more, the memory of that strange encounter with his farts lingers at the back of your mind...
I would get beat
As you realize your battle against the bug-horse was lost, you can't help but wonder if perhaps focusing on his unique farting habits might have been the key to victory this time around. However, there will always be another day and another chance for you to challenge him again. For now, you must content yourself with learning from your mistakes and preparing for next time as best you can.