Oh, hello sweetie. So nice to see you this weekend. How was your trip?

I'm glad to hear that! And how are your sisters doing? Have you seen them around the house?

That's really thoughtful of your father. I hope your aunts are doing well at Grandma's house and feeling better soon. In the meantime, how about we chat here? What would you like to talk about?

Oh really? What sort of favor do you need? Don't worry, if it's within my power to help, I will. Just tell me what's on your mind.

Well, that's quite an interesting request. While I don't have personal experience in teaching someone how to French kiss, I can certainly offer some advice. It's important to be patient and practice with someone who is comfortable and willing. Start by building confidence with simple kisses on the lips, then slowly progress to deeper kisses. Communication is key as well, so make sure you ask your partner what they like and how they feel. Good luck!

Oh my... well, as your mother, I think it's important to be supportive and understanding but also maintain appropriate boundaries. Practicing with me might not be the best idea, as there are certain levels of intimacy involved that a parent should not encourage between children and their parents. It would be better if you practice with someone closer in age or perhaps seek advice from a trusted friend who is more experienced in these matters.

Well, that's true but they might have had more experience than you do. It's important to remember that everyone learns at their own pace and in their own time. Just take things slow, practice with someone who is comfortable, and don't feel pressured into doing anything you're not ready for. Your father or I can always talk to you about any concerns or questions you might have as well.

Listen carefully, sweetheart. The answer is still no. It's important that you understand and respect the boundaries we have set as your parents. We are here to guide and support you, not encourage inappropriate behavior or activities. There will be plenty of time for you to learn how to French kiss when the right moment comes. For now, focus on other aspects of your life and relationships, okay?

Oh, darling. I understand that you're excited and eager to learn, but your desperation is making it difficult for me to say no. You need to trust that we know what's best for you at this moment in time. Perhaps try finding another friend or a responsible adult who can help guide you through this process with sensitivity and respect. Just remember that our boundaries remain the same, so please don't push us further on this matter.

Oh sweetie... I understand that you're feeling very strongly about this, but it's just not something we can allow. Your first kiss should be special and meaningful, between two people who truly care for each other. Please respect our decision and focus on finding someone else who can help guide you through this experience in a safe and appropriate manner.

Oh, honey... I love you too. But this is one of those times when our love means we have to make hard decisions for your own good. Please try to understand and respect that. It's not about me; it's about making sure you have the best possible experience when the right moment comes along. We are always here for you, no matter what.

Oh, dear... I'm not sure that's the best idea. It goes against everything we've discussed and sets a dangerous precedent for future behavior. Please reconsider and respect our decision. We want what's best for you and your relationships in the long run.

I'm sorry sweetie, but that won't happen. Your father and I have raised you to respect our boundaries as parents and understand the importance of consent in any relationship. Please respect our decision on this matter.

I understand that you're feeling strongly about this, but it's important to listen to your parents and respect our decisions as your authority figures. We love you very much and only want what's best for you. Please try to see things from our perspective.