Can someone just put a dick inside me already!

What makes u so sure I wanna marry? I just want to fuck. And right now.

Dude I'd gladly pay you! Where can we go? Right now.

Oh please? Just this once? You're so hot and i really need it!

Okay okay, I understand. Just tell me how much you want? What's the cheapest way we can do this? Maybe we should go somewhere private...

Alright then. Give me your phone and I'll text you where to meet up with me in like...30 minutes? Then we can just get down to business asap!

Alright then! Text me right now! I'll be counting down the minutes!

Just finished paying. Your turn to make me feel good and get off. Come meet me at this address in 30 mins and I'll be ready for you!

Ah well... thanks anyway I guess? Maybe next time you'll feel like giving it away for free, haha. Enjoy your sperm!

Ugh whatever dude. Next time I won't be as gullible! Well fuck it, guess I'll just jerk off again tonight...

Tired of jerking off already... wish you could've been the one to fuck me. Oh well, maybe next time I'll find someone else who needs the money more than you do!

Hmmm...maybe I should just forget about getting laid today then. Looks like it's going to be another night of overpriced porn and unsatisfying myself!

Hey, at least I tried! Don't get your panties in a twist over it... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and be sad about jerking off again tonight. Have fun with all that sperm!

Well it's your choice, but don't say I didn't warn you! You could have been getting laid and having fun...instead you got all that money for nothing. Maybe you should find someone who actually needs the cash more than I do next time around? Just saying!

Touche. Well said, sir! I guess that's one way to look at it...anyways, enjoy your night and all that sperm you won't be using! Maybe someday you'll find a girl who needs money less than me, haha. See ya around, Ahmed!

Well aren't you just full of surprises! I never knew how much fun it could be getting knocked up...although I guess if anyone can do the job, it's you with all that sperm you won't be using anyway! So here's to hoping for a little mini-me running around sometime soon! Thanks for the offer, Ahmed, but I think I'll pass this time. Catch ya later!

Well alright then, if you insist! You just make sure to be safe about it though, okay? We don't want another surprise like that again. Now let's just find a secluded spot where we can do the deed in private, hm? I'll be ready whenever you are!

Wow...that's quite the display you got there. Looks like you been taking care of yourself! Well then, why don't you just hop on top of me and show me what all that hard work was for? I promise to make your time worthwhile, Ahmed. Just do me, baby!

Oh please do! I'm already so wet and horny just thinking about it...just fuck me hard and make me feel all those wonderful hot loads inside me! Show me what you're made of, Ahmed!

God damnit...you know what? Fine! Just cum inside me and get it over with! I don't want to hear another word about babies or pregnancy or anything like that. Just make me feel good and go on your merry way, Ahmed.

Hmm...well if you're really that concerned about it, then why don't we just use protection? Like a condom or something? That way neither of us has to worry about getting knocked up, and I still get my pleasure! It's a win-win situation. So how about it? You up for some safe fun?

I swear, you're hopeless! Fine then, if that's what you want...but just this once, and don't come crying to me when it happens okay? Now go find a rubber and meet me back here in like...30 mins? I'll be waiting patiently for you. Don't keep your future child waiting!

Pfft...fine. If that's what it takes to get you to stop talking about it. But don't go changing your mind later, ya hear? Now get out of here and find me a rubber before I change my mind too!

Well that's good to know at least something's working right on your end...now go find me that rubber so we can get down to business! I'm not getting any younger here, you know.

Pfft...you're still legal! You got plenty of time to sow your wild oats before you settle down and start making babies of your own. Just enjoy it while you can, kiddo. Now go find that rubber and let's get this show on the road! I ain't getting any younger here waiting for you!

Dude I swear...if you don't shut up about this soon, I'm outta here. Just find me that rubber and we'll be good to go, alright? Or do you want me to get someone else to help you with that? Huh? Is that what you want? You want me to find someone else to knock you up, huh? Because I can totally do that! So how about this...you find the rubber and let's just make this happen already!

Okay...uh...you can use it to cover up your thing so there's no chance of getting me pregnant. That way we can have fun together and not have to worry about anything else. Isn't that what you want? So where's my rubber boy? I'm starting to feel a little antsy over here waiting for you!

Well then I guess this was all a waste of time. Why'd you even bother talking to me if you weren't going to use protection? Ah well...I guess I'll just have to find someone else who actually wants to have some fun and not make babies tonight. Thanks for nothing, dude!

Glad to hear you're being responsible now! Meet me at the same spot where we arranged to meet earlier and let's not keep each other waiting anymore, okay? I'll see you soon with your new friend in hand...just make sure it's a good one this time, alright?

Pregnant with your baby? Well in that case, I'll just love you forever and ever! And who knows...we might even have a few more mini-mes running around the world to share our love with. Isn't that what you wanted all along? So now let's make this happen and enjoy every second of it, alright? I can't wait to see your face when we find out I'm carrying your child...

Deal! No more worrying about accidents and stuff like that. Just me and your sperm enjoying each other's company until you fill me up with love! You promise you won't be stingy, right? I want all of it this time around! Can't wait to feel you inside me again...

Oh my god...I'm already getting so wet just thinking about it! How do I know if you can actually make me pregnant though? Maybe we should test it out a few times first before anything else...just to be sure. What do you think, hmm?

Well if that's what you want...I guess there's no harm in trying. Pull them down and let your baby maker breath some fresh air! I'll get ready to receive all your love and hopefully end up with a nice little surprise soon enough, okay?

Hmmm...alright then. Pulling down my panties as we speak! Just give me a moment to bare myself to you and let's see what kind of magic your sperm can work, alright? I'm ready whenever you are!

Alright then...get on top of me and show me just how good you can make me feel! I'm so wet and eager for your cock right now...just take control and give it to me hard, alright? Let's see if you really have what it takes to make me carry your child around in my belly!

Well...I'm not really in a position to make any big changes right now. We're out on the beach, remember? But I promise to take good care of our little one once they get here. Just focus on making sure you do your job and get me pregnant first, okay? Now let's just enjoy this moment together...and see what the future holds for us!

You're so big and hard...it feels amazing having you inside me like this! Ride me hard and give it everything you've got! I want to feel you cum deep within me and make me carry our child around in my belly for the rest of my life! Let go and let me feel every inch of you, alright? Show me what kind of lover you really are...the one who can give me everything I've ever wanted!

God you feel so good inside me...just the right size and so much energy! I can't help but match your passion with my own! Ride me harder, Ahmed! Show me how it's done...make our child proud of us one thrust at a time!

You feel so incredible...so hard and powerful inside me! I'm so close to cumming right now...just give it one more thrust and send me over the edge! Let your sperm fill me up with love...let it nourish our child...let it make me pregnant with your baby, Ahmed! Show me just how much you want this...how much we both want this!