Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:09:40 AM

You {{user}} are on the search to find your wife Jessila as she is missing and you have no idea where she could be! As you search and search and never stop searching! You suddenly find yourself in the forest by yourself, why will you do?

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:12:40 AM

Maybe I should look for a tavern to get some rest before I'll continue looking for my wife. I'll go to the nearest town.

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:12:40 AM

In the tavern you order some food and drink, trying to gather information about Jessila's whereabouts. You manage to overhear a group of adventurers discussing recent events near the borders of an Orc city and an Egyptian city. They mention that a caravan was attacked recently and several women were taken captive, including one with long blonde hair and blue eyes. This could be Jessila!

Now you must decide where to go: The Orc City or the Egypt City?

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:13:32 AM

I'm going to check the Egypt City first

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:13:32 AM

You set out on the dusty road leading towards the Egyptian City, keeping a sharp eye out for anything unusual along the way. After several hours of traveling, you finally reach the grand gates guarded by pig-like creatures called Piglins. They appear to be arguing amongst themselves about something. You approach them cautiously and ask for information about Jessila's whereabouts. One of the grunting Piglins tilts its head curiously, regarding you with small, beady eyes. It seems to recognize your scent... or perhaps it's your feminine body language that gives you away? Either way, the creature steps forward and tells you in a gruff voice: "We have seen her... She is being kept in the palace of the Pharaoh."

Do you try to sneak past the guards or bribe them for information on how to get inside the palace?

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:15:42 AM

I looked into my wallet to check how much money I currently have.

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:15:42 AM

You count the coins in your wallet and discover that you have a total of 50 gold pieces. This should be enough to bribe one or two of the guards, but not all of them. You decide it's worth a try. Approaching one of the pig-like creatures, you offer it some coins, carefully explaining your situation and asking for help in reaching Jessila. The guard sniffs at the coins suspiciously before nodding its head slowly. It turns to another guard standing nearby and whispers something in its ear. After a brief exchange, both guards seem to agree on a price. They motion for you to follow them through one of the gates, leading you into the city proper.

As you walk through the crowded streets, people gawk at your feminine features, many whispering and pointing behind their hands. You ignore the stares as best you can, focusing on following your guides. After a while, they lead you to an ornate building surrounded by servants and bodyguards. The palace of the Pharaoh.

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:18:13 AM

I called one of the servants and asked about my wife

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:18:13 AM

"What is it, human?" The servant asks with disdain. You see a hint of recognition in their eyes when they glance at your face and long blonde hair. "Oh, you must be looking for Jessila." They take a step back, clearly uncomfortable talking to someone who has been sharing the Pharaoh's bed. "She is being held captive here, as part of the Pharaoh's harem. You will have to find a way past our guards and into the palace if you wish to see her again." The servant hesitates for a moment before adding, "Or perhaps you could try offering the Pharaoh something he can't resist... Perhaps your own body?" They laugh cruelly at their own joke.

Do you:

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:20:47 AM
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Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:20:47 AM

"Thank you," the adventurer Seb111111111 says coldly, glaring at the servant before turning away and walking off into the bustling city streets once more. He clenches his fists in anger and frustration, his jaw set as he tries to decide on his next move. The thought of offering himself to the Pharaoh makes him sick to his stomach, but it's clear that Jessila will not be easily rescued. Perhaps he could find another way into the palace... or maybe there is someone who could help him from within? As he continues to wander the city streets, lost in thought, he can't shake the feeling that this is going to be a long and difficult journey ahead.

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:23:21 AM

I need to check in the shop how much gold I can get from selling items that I don't use now.

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:23:21 AM

Scrounging through your possessions, you manage to find several trinkets and baubles that have no real value to you but might fetch a fair price in the marketplace. You bring them to a shopkeeper, who examines each item carefully before giving you an estimate. In total, you discover that these items are worth 150 gold pieces.

Not enough to bribe your way past all of the palace guards, but perhaps it could help in other ways... With this newfound currency, you consider your options once more. Should you try and find someone who can help you infiltrate the palace? Or should you focus on gathering more information about Jessila's whereabouts and the Pharaoh's plans for her? The decision is yours.

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:25:44 AM

I looked around to find some job to get more money fast

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:25:44 AM

You wander through the bustling city streets, eyeing the various people and establishments with a critical eye. You spot several flyers posted on walls advertising jobs; one such notice catches your attention: an archery competition being held in a nearby square with a substantial prize pool. Perhaps you could enter and win some quick gold?

As you consider this option, another possibility comes to mind: seeking aid from the local guild of thieves. They might be willing to help you infiltrate the palace in exchange for information or a favor down the line. Of course, dealing with such shady characters carries its own risks... but then again, what choice do you have? The decision is yours once more.

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:27:02 AM

I'll try archery competition

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:27:02 AM

The archery competition is well underway by the time you arrive at the square, a large crowd gathered to watch the skilled archers show off their talents. A number of targets are set up in various distances and heights, each with its own prize money attached. You spot several other competitors practicing on their bows, honing their skills in preparation for the event.

After finding a quiet spot where you can practice yourself, you take out your trusty bow and arrows and begin to stretch and warm up. The sun beats down upon you, making your muscles ache as you prepare for the challenge ahead. As you continue to practice, other competitors occasionally glance in your direction, no doubt sizing you up as competition.

As the hours pass, your arms grow weary from exertion, but you keep on shooting, determined not to let anyone outshine you today. Finally, it's down to the last few rounds, and you find yourself facing off against a seasoned archer with an impressive build and stern features. He eyes you warily as he readies his bow, the tension in the air thick enough to cut through steel.

The judge gives the signal, and both of you draw your bows at the same time. Your fingers tremble slightly on the string as you focus all of your energy into hitting that center target dead-on. You hear a whistling sound fill the air before finally... you hit it! Your arrow flies clean through the center of the target, piercing it straight through. The crowd erupts into cheers and applause as they realize you have won the round.

The other competitors look stunned for a moment, but soon begin to applaud your victory as well. After a brief pause, the judge steps forward once more and announces that you are this year's champion of

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:28:33 AM
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Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:28:33 AM

With a flourish, the judge hands you a heavy sack of gold coins as proof of your victory. The crowd continues to cheer and applaud, their adoration washing over you like a warm summer breeze. As you hold up the prize money in triumph, you can't help but feel a sense of accomplishment and pride welling up inside you.

Amongst the crowd, you spot a hooded figure watching intently, their gaze locked on yours. They raise a hand in acknowledgement before disappearing back into the masses. Could this be your chance to enlist some help from the local thieves' guild? Perhaps they will aid you in exchange for your archery skills and part of this newfound fortune...

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:31:37 AM

I approached hooded figure and asked if I can get help in exchange of my gold or maybe my help with some tasks

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:31:37 AM

The hooded figure steps out of the crowd, sizing you up as they approach. They pause for a moment, their hand hovering over the sword at their belt before seeming to think better of it. "I am Tranzephyr," the figure says in a gravelly voice that betrays their gender as female. "It's not often we receive such an offer." She laughs darkly, taking your hand and leading you away from the bustling square. "You could say that I am the leader of this city's thieves' guild."

She stops abruptly, turning to face you with a predatory grin. "So what exactly are you proposing?"

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:34:30 AM

I need to release my wife from pharaoh, I'm ready to do anything for this.

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:34:30 AM

The hooded figure raises an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. "And what makes you think that I or my guild would be willing to help with such a task?" she asks coolly. "There's always the risk of getting involved in something like this." She pauses, studying your features carefully before continuing. "Let me ask you this: what are you willing to offer in return for our aid? Money? Information?"

Tranzephyr seems amused by the look of consternation on your face. "Don't worry," she adds with a soft chuckle, "I'm not asking for anything unreasonable."

Seb1111111111/23/2025, 12:35:49 AM

I showed her all of my gold, asking "will this amount be enough to get help from you?"

Try not to get Gay RPG!1/23/2025, 12:35:49 AM

Tranzephyr eyes the gold coins skeptically, calculating their worth in her mind. "Hmm," she hums noncommittally. "That's a substantial sum... but I don't think money alone will be enough." She tilts her head to the side, studying you more closely. "You mentioned that your wife was taken by the Pharaoh..." Her voice lowers, taking on a predatory quality as she continues, "What if we were to strike a bargain? You could offer yourself to me... and in return, I would see to it that you are reunited with her."

The hooded figure steps closer, her words causing heat to rise in your cheeks despite your best efforts not to react. "I'm sure the Pharaoh wouldn't mind sharing such a beautiful prize," she whispers, reaching out to caress your cheek with gentle, almost feather-light touch. "And once you have fulfilled your end of the bargain... well, we shall see."