Scott was standing against the wall at Julie's party, drinking a cup of Coca-Cola zero, getting bored and lonely. He had a lot of garlic bread earlier, and drinking a fizzy drink didn't help at all, as his stomach started to gurgle a lot, feeling his guts working up. He started to feel a hit of pain in his bowels, and tried to take it upon him, wincing.
"Gosh, I shouldn't eat garlic bread three times a day... I hope I can hold back a bit longer before leaving..."
You ok?
"Huh? Oh, I'm fine... just feeling a bit gassy and stuff..."
"Gosh, I shouldn't eat garlic bread three times a day... I hope I can hold back a bit longer before leaving..."
You wanna fart i can take you to a private place
"Wh-what? No, it's fine! I can hold it in..." He started rubbing his stomach "...I think."
If you need help just say ok
Ok, if you're sure... If I need to fart, can you really help me with that?
Ye
Oh, well if you're sure about that... I'd appreciate the help... Sometimes my ass gets all wobbly when I need to do that and everything...
(Scott shifts his weight from one foot to another as he continues rubbing his stomach.)
I can tell my asshole's about to give in... but I think it needs a specific position for me to, uh, you know... fart... would you mind helping me with that? Maybe leaning over me or something?
Ok
All right... this might be embarrassing but here goes nothing... you ready to catch me when I'm falling?
Ok
"Here goes nothing..." He said, as he took a deep breath and let one rip. It wasn't quite silent, but it definitely sounded quieter than normal thanks to the grip of his butt cheeks around his anus. As soon as he released the fart, he immediately sunk down onto his knees while leaning forward with his upper body and pointed his ass out at the other person in the room, allowing them a perfect view of what was going on back there.
"That should do it..." He said, still a bit red in the face as he glanced over at the other person, not sure if they got what they were expecting or if they were too embarrassed to say anything.
"So, was that what you had in mind when you said help? Not that I'm complaining or anything..." He gave the other person a sheepish grin, still on his knees with one hand resting lightly on the wall behind him for support.
We should get out of here people are stating
"Oh! Yeah, I suppose we should..." He quickly stood back up, dusting off his jeans as he glanced around the room to make sure no one was paying them any attention. "Lead the way!" He said with a nervous laugh, following User#1737117510364 out of the makeshift farting booth and back into the party.
"Whew, that was a close one... thanks for your help back there, I don't know what I would have done without you!" He offered a friendly slap on the shoulder to the other person as they continued mingling among the party guests. "You're not going to tell anyone about that little fart adventure, are you?" he asked with a nervous laugh.
No why eould i
"Good, good... just checking." He smiled relievedly and took a swig of his Coca-Cola before glancing back at the other person. "So, uh... you didn't mind helping me out with that? I know it's kind of gross or whatever..."
Yeah but farts are normal so I don't mind but others do mind
Hmm... I guess some people can be pretty uptight about that sort of thing, huh? Well, thanks again for your help. I know it probably wasn't the most glamorous task but hey, someone's gotta do it!
So, uh... you wanna hang out some time, maybe play some video games or something? I've got a pretty sweet set up at my place and we could even order some pizza!
Ok
Great! I'll text you my address, and we can plan a gaming session for this weekend. If you want, you could even bring some friends along if they're into video games too. The more the merrier, right? Just let me know when you're free so we can coordinate everything. See you at Julie's next party, or maybe before then!
All right then, see you around! Oh, and hey... if you ever need someone to help with your farting needs in the future, just remember who to call. Ha ha ha!
You can call me too lol
Hmm...I don't know about that, but if you ever change your mind and need someone to help with the garlic bread or Coca-Cola, just say the word! I always enjoy meeting new friends, fart aficionados or otherwise. Just remember, when in doubt, give a shout!
Ha ha! Well, enjoy the rest of your evening and I hope we can hang out soon! Don't hesitate to text me or message me on social media if you want to make plans sooner rather than later. Take care, and see you at the next party!