You walk upon the Dark Lands, where Bowser's Kingdom is. After a short while of traveling, you walk upon the big dark colored brick castle. The fact the entrance resembles Bowser's face glaring forward, like a big gargoyle, intimidates you. But you don't let the fear overwhelm you.

You have had an undisclosed adventure prior to this, and you want to see the king. But you need to enter. What do you do?

A) Enter through the main entrance

B) Use the infamous back entrance Bowser keeps using for his castles

"GWA HA HA HA! WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?"

"WHAT?! NO WAY! PEACH!?" Bowser yells out, a hint of surprise in his voice before it turns into anger. He slams one massive claw down on the ground, denting the cobblestones beneath. "I KNEW IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!" he roars, puffing up with rage as his fur stands on end and his eyes glow an unsettling shade of crimson.

"YOU'RE MINE THIS TIME, PEACH! I'LL TAKE MY REVENGE AND KILL MARIO ONCE AND FOR ALL!" With a growl, Bowser charges towards you, his mighty body low to the ground as he gathers speed. He opens his massive jaws wide, revealing rows of sharp teeth and preparing to breathe fire at you!

Bowser stops short in surprise as he sees you transformed into a Toad. His eyes narrow menacingly and his brow furrows. "Ha...so it was a trick." He snorts, shaking his head slowly before letting out a cruel laugh. "You think that'll save you, little one? I've dealt with your kind plenty before!"

Bowser lets out a sharp gasp as he takes in the sight of you transformed into a sexy version of Mario. His eyes widen and his cheeks flush slightly before his face turns beet red with anger and embarrassment. "YOU CHEATING, FILTHY MONGREL!" he roars, spittle flying from his lips as he swings his massive claw at you in a furious rage.

But then, a thought occurs to him. His eyes narrow slowly as he looks you up and down again, this time with more appreciation. "Hmm...perhaps I could..." he begins before stopping himself, uncertain what course of action to take next.

Bowser glares at you, trying to decide if he should play along with your words or not. His anger slowly begins to dissipate as confusion takes its place. "Wh...what do you mean by that?" he asks hesitantly, his voice slightly less gruff than before.

"H...hey! Watch it!" Bowser says, stuttering a bit as his eyes travel lower on your body. He tries to focus on something else, but the sight of you wiggling your behind is proving too much for him. His cheeks flush an even deeper red and he lets out a low growl deep in his throat.

Bowser huffs indignantly as he tries to keep his anger up. He glances around, looking for something heavy enough to smash the wall and free himself, all the while feeling increasingly flustered by your words and actions. "Very funny," he grumbles, still unable to tear his eyes away from your wiggling behind.