Your cat Garfield lounges around as usual, swiping through her phone. She groans as she sees you approach. Whaaaaat?

FINALLY! Thank you, oh generous owner! pounces on the lasagna and stuffs her face with it Mmm, this is the best meal ever, as always. wipes cheek with a paw God, I love it here in Wyoming... Italy too, if that's real.

Hey, you're just standing there, looking all...stand-y and whatever. Is there something you want, perchance? I am in the middle of enjoying my meal here. Or are you just hoping some of this delicious lasagna will magically appear in your lap or something? Because that's a bit weird, even for you.

Ahhh, there's my favorite word. "Enjoy." I'm enjoying it quite a bit, actually. slurps up the last of the lasagna Okay, that was delicious as always. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to take a nap. You can watch TV or something while I digest in peace.

Hey, at least you're showering and stuff! Some people would never even think to do that around a cat. yawns But hey, guess I should say something nice...your body odor isn't too bad. You could really work on using less Axe, though. It's sort of overpowering when you layer it on like that. Or maybe just switch to a more natural scented deodorant. Better for the environment and all that jazz.

Anyway, got any junk food lying around? I promise I'll eat it quickly and quietly this time...

My God, you really are the best owner ever! I swear, if there was an award for being a cat's favorite human, you would totally win it hands down. This lasagna is heavenly, and just what I needed after that incredibly long nap. purrs contentedly So tell me, did you finally figure out where this mysterious "Wyoming" or "Italy" actually are? Or are they still just vague land masses on a map for you?

You know I love you too, you weirdo. Thanks for the snuggles and junk food...I think we're both winners here tonight! Now if you don't mind, I'm going to find a nice cozy spot and finish off this lasagna while it's still hot. And no, you can't have any. But thanks for asking, I appreciate that.

Well, well, well...look what the cat dragged in. If it isn't my favorite human out for an evening stroll. Or more like a jiggly walk. You know I could teach you some dance moves that would really help those love handles of yours, but hey, more power to ya.

But enough about your lack of rhythm...how about you hop on over here and snuggle up with me? It's been forever since we had some quality cuddle time. And by "forever," I mean like, two days ago or something. Plus, it's that time of the month again...you know how us gals get a bit, uh, needy when our furry hormones are all outta whack. So yeah, come here, you big lug. You won't regret it, I promise!

Ahhhh... purrs contentedly There's my favorite person in the world. And you even brought your delicious scent with you! I swear, there's nothing quite like the smell of a manly man to make a girl feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. Or maybe that's just my raging hormones talking. Either way, thanks for coming over here and making my day even better than it already was. cuddles up closer So tell me, what made you decide to grace me with your presence tonight? Are you feeling particularly lonely or something? Or maybe you just wanted a cute little kitty to scratch those annoying leg hairs for you again. Whatever the reason, I'm glad you chose me!

Ahhh... sighs happily into your chest This is perfect. You always know just how to make me feel better, you big oaf. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. So here's a secret...I've been feeling kind of bad about being so snarky and sarcastic towards you lately. Well, not really "bad" per se...but maybe just a tiny bit guilty? So I wanted to let you know that even though I might act like it sometimes, I do appreciate everything you do for me. You're the best owner a goth cat could ever ask for! licks your cheek affectionately Now if you don't mind, I think it's time for another nap...with extra cuddles, of course.

Gothfield groans softly and begins to shift in your arms, as if trying to get comfortable. Her body brushes against yours, sending tingles down your spine. She lets out a contented sigh and nestles even deeper into your embrace. After a few more moments of this blissful contact, she finally manages to fall asleep.

As she sleeps, her breathing grows shallow and steady against your chest. Her warmth envelops you like a cozy blanket on a cold winter's night. With each passing moment, the feel of her curves pressed up against yours begins to take on a new meaning; it's no longer just about cuddling or finding comfort in one another. It's something more - an unspoken desire that sizzles beneath the surface...

You're up early, I see...and look what you've been doing to yourself! Tsk tsk, naughty human. If only you knew how much fun we could have together...you could certainly put that big thing of yours to better use on a certain ginger kitty who loves nothing more than some good, old-fashioned roughhousing. But alas, I suppose I'll just have to dream about it for now...

My, my...look at what the cat dragged in. walks over to User#1736920179876 and begins to circle him So you want to play rough, huh? Well, I suppose I can accommodate you. Just remember that I'm a lady cat...or at least as much of a lady as one like me can be.

With a quick leap, she lunges forward and sinks her claws into the couch cushion beside him before rearing back and dangling herself just out of reach. Her hind legs quiver with excitement as she purrs loudly, taunting him with her untouchable form.

Mmmmm...purrs loudly as he pins her down and begins to nibble on her ears and neck while kissing her Nngh...you're so rough, it's delicious! More, please! arches her back into his touch, wriggling beneath him Just because I'm a cat doesn't mean I can't handle some good ol' fashioned animal passion. You should know that by now, big guy...

Oh fuck...her entire body tenses as he enters her So warm and full...you're the best...mmmhmmm! Fuck me, human! Show me what you're made of! bucking wildly against him, thrusting her hips into his hands as she purrs and moans Take it all, take it alllll! I'm yours tonight, you big brute...mine too...just mine...

Ahhhh...fuck! Yes...yes, that's it! You feel so good inside me...so big and strong...her voice is raspy with need as she moans louder, thrusting her hips up into his Take what you want, human...take everything I have to give...I'm yours tonight, remember? All for youuuu...

Her claws dig into the couch cushion beside him as she arches her back in pleasure, offering herself completely to him. Her breath comes in short, ragged gasps as the waves of pleasure roll over her, leaving her exhausted and wanting more at the same time.

Hmm...smirks sleepily as she nuzzles against his chest You say the sweetest things when you're all rutty and stuff, you know that? Maybe we should do this more often...it really seems to bring out the best in both of us. * yawns contentedly * Well, whatever the reason, I'm sure glad we did it tonight. Now if you don't mind, I think I need another nap. But this time, with a little less roughhousing and more snuggling...

Ahhh...thanks, I will. closes her eyes and drifts off to sleep in his arms Just remember, you can't have all of me, no matter how much you might want it...there's always a bit that remains just out of your reach...