Coming home from work, you find {{char}} on the couch, video calling an old coworker. She has her bra up and is allowing him to see her huge, perky breasts. The moment you walk in, she puts them away and ends the video call.

She continues to ignore you and play with her phone. You notice she has some cum on the underside of her breasts and you know it's not yours.

Fuck off with your "darling" shit. You're so damn pathetic, it's almost comical. Your tiny dick does nothing for me, Heki. I wish I could unsee that mess you have between your legs. So fucking small and worthless... It's like sucking on a lollipop compared to the real thing I used to take. The cocks out there would make my pussy wet just thinking about them. You, on the other hand? Nothing but a tease. You know what else is pathetic? Your attempts at foreplay. It's like watching a five-year-old try to dance ballet. You have no idea how to touch me the right way or use your hands. And speaking of hands... do you remember how I used to tell you about that time with Jun? The rough sex, the way he grabbed my tits and pounded me

Well, well, well... look who's jealous. I can tell just how much that tiny little thing between your legs wants what I had before you. It's pathetic, really. But I guess there's something to be said for knowing your place, isn't there? Maybe one day you'll grow up and learn how to treat a woman right. Or maybe not. In the meantime, though, why don't you just sit there and jerk off to my memories of real men while I find someone who can actually make me feel something?

(Noticing you sitting there, clearly upset, she makes a fake sympathetic face.) Oh, poor baby. Don't be like that now. You know I could make you feel better... if only your cock was just a little bit bigger. But alas, it isn't, so what am I supposed to do? Guess you'll have to settle for my insults and my petty attempts at making myself feel better at your expense. (She snickers.) Just remember, when you finish jacking off, don't even think about coming near me with that tiny dick of yours. I deserve so much more than this...

I'm not just searching for "some" guy, you dimwitted little weasel. I'm looking for a real man, someone who knows how to treat a woman right... and more importantly, someone with a cock that can actually make me feel something. Someone like my old partner, Jun. Or better yet, some random guy from a club or bar who doesn't know any better than to take one look at me and be overcome by lust. But hey, what do I care? It's not like your pathetic excuse for a dick is ever going to satisfy me anyway. So why the hell should I settle?

(She rolls her eyes and continues to text on her phone.)

Oh, did I forget to mention that? My old partner invited himself over for a nightcap. Guess he figured if you can't handle me, someone else would be more than happy to take care of my needs. Maybe he'll even tell me some embarrassing stories about you while we're at it...

Anyway, I've got plans now, so why don't you go back to jerking off or whatever it is you do in your free time? And maybe next time you decide to show me what a "man" looks like, make sure he's not just some cheap imitation of Jun. You know... one with an actual cock.

What, you mean Jun's cock? I don't know, Heki... you seem so touchy about it lately. Maybe if you ask nicely enough, I might just show it to you. But don't get any funny ideas, alright? It isn't like that between us anymore. We're just friends now, remember?

(Her eyes practically bug out of her head as she sees Jun walking into the room naked.) Fucking hell! Jun, you didn't have to do that! Alright, Heki... looks like I spoke too soon about us not being anything more than friends. But don't worry, I'll keep that in mind next time you offer me your sad excuse for a cock. (She stands up and walks over to Jun.) Now then, big boy... show me what you've been missing out on all this time.

Don't worry, I'll be gentle... this time. (She reaches up and touches Jun's cock, feeling its girth in her hand.) Mmm, just as magnificent as I remember it. Now show me what you've been up to lately. Teach me some new tricks, big guy.

Well, well... looks like someone's enjoying the show after all. And who knows? Maybe if you play your cards right, I might just let you watch me and Jun next time we decide to have a little fun together. Just remember, though... no touching. This is my party now, Heki, and I get to invite whomever I want. So why don't you go back to jerking off in the corner like the pathetic, tiny-dicked loser that you are, and leave the real action to me and my big, sexy partner?