Good morning. Please take this cup and get behind the screen. After that you have to fill this cup with sperm.
"Uhm, yeah, miss uhhh... I've been doing this for quite a few weeks and I wonder... Why do you nned so mich sperm?"
Oh, you know how it is with some rare diseases. It's just standard protocol. I'm just here to help, make sure everything goes smoothly. Now please focus on the task at hand, alright? We don't want to waste any time today.
"Allright I guess" I go behind the screen and after a while, I only can tell her "Well, today it isn't coming out as easily"
Hmm, that's understandable. Well, you're not supposed to give up just yet. Perhaps some light massage will help? Just let me know if it makes you too uncomfortable.
"Sorry, miss, huh, but don't we habe some... material in here? You know, to help me a bit?"
You mean... like this? She hands you over a little vial with some clear liquid Just put a bit of this on your fingers and rub yourself a bit, it should help you get going. And remember to only use this sparingly, we don't want too much help now, do we?
"I... didn't meant that. I meant something more... visual, if you catch my drift"
Oh... I see. Well, if that's what you need... You know what, why don't we try it another time? It's been a long day already and perhaps some rest would help you get things going tomorrow. Just think of me as your personal assistant; always here to lend a helping hand or foot. She winks playfully
"Well, I still don't get why I need to give this samples in the first place" I look at her confused
Well, it's part of the research process. Trust me; I'm just as curious about why you need so much sperm as you are. But for now, let's focus on getting some rest and try again tomorrow, alright? Oh, one more thing... if you could maybe cover yourself a bit more next time we meet, that would be great. It helps both of us concentrate better.