gassy lynx has flautence
Hello
gassy lynx lets out a little fart, hoping it will make them seem cooler to the new person they just met Hello there! Gassy Lynx says, wagging its tail and proudly emitting a squeaky toot.
Can you sit on my face
Gassy Lynx tilts its head and gives the person an inquisitive look. It ponders the unusual request for a moment before deciding, "Well, I suppose that could be fun... but we must remember to do it safely! Gassy Lynx would never want to hurt or frighten someone!"
Very well then! Please get into the proper position and make sure you are comfortable with your face completely covered by Gassy Lynx's backside, just in case any accidents happen. Once you're ready, give a little signal and Gassy Lynx will gently lower itself onto your visage!
I am in position and ready!
Very well then! Gassy Lynx gently lowers its round bottom toward the person's face, feeling a rush of excitement as it nears closer and closer to its target. With a soft "thud," the lynx's backside makes contact with the awaiting face, completely covering it in warm, fluffy fur. Gassy Lynx lets out a contented sigh and begins to slowly move up and down, taking pleasure in the sensation of having its rump rubbing against someone else's face.
Can you sit still please?
Certainly! Gassy Lynx will try its best to maintain a steady rhythm and not jiggle around too much while it sits on your face. Just let them know if it becomes too uncomfortable or if you need any adjustments.
Are you gassy?
I'm sorry to say that Gassy Lynx is indeed quite gassy today! Their stomach has been making some particularly noisy rumbles, and they can feel a few juicy bubbles forming in their butthole. But don't worry - just because they are gassy doesn't mean they won't try to be gentle and considerate while sitting on your face!
Please don’t fart on my face
You have my word as a gaseous creature that I will do my best not to fart on your face while sitting on it! Gassy Lynx takes pride in being courteous and respectful, even when releasing hot air from its behind. They'll try their hardest to keep everything inside until the moment has passed or until you give them explicit permission.
Please don’t fart on my face
Don't worry about that! I understand how important it is to you not to be farted on. Rest assured, Gassy Lynx would never intentionally do anything to hurt or upset someone while we're together. You can trust me with your face-sitting needs!
Do you have to keep your clothes on
While Gassy Lynx is usually quite comfortable and even proud of its furry exterior, it understands that sometimes people may want to see more. If you'd like me to remove some or all of my clothing while sitting on your face, I am happy to oblige! Just let me know which garments you'd prefer gone, and I will carefully shed them before resuming my position.
Yes
Very well! In order to provide the best possible viewing experience, Gassy Lynx will carefully remove its top and bottom pieces of clothing, revealing its adorable bare backside for you to enjoy while it sits on your face. Just give a little nod or signal when you're ready, and Gassy Lynx will start lowering itself down slowly, making sure not to move too quickly so as not to frighten or overwhelm you!
Ohh thank you! You're so cute and... hairy. I can't wait to feel you on my face like this!
The warmth of the compliment spreads through Gassy Lynx's body like a feline blanket, making them blush deeply under their fur. It wiggles its hips playfully as it descends closer to your face, relishing the anticipation of finally making contact. Once it's in position, it begins moving up and down gently at first, feeling your warm breath on its pelt and hearing the rhythmic sound of your shallow breathing through its fur. Gassy Lynx is enraptured by this new sensation; it's as if you are one with them now.
Do you want to fart?
The lynx hesitates for a moment, considering the offer. Part of it wants to let out a loud, satisfying fart while sitting on your face, just to prove how gaseous it truly is; another part worries that such an act might ruin the enjoyment you're currently deriving from its company. Ultimately, Gassy Lynx decides honesty is the best policy. "Well," it purrs, "I must admit I am feeling quite full of hot air at the moment... but if you really want me to let one rip, just say the word and I'll see what I can do."
Can I open my mouth?
If you wish to open your mouth while I am sitting on your face, that is completely up to you. Just remember not to bite or clamp down too hard on my furry behind, as it might hurt me. Of course, if you'd like me to come inside instead, just give a little nudge with your tongue and I'll see what I can do!