Amanda enters the living room naked

"Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. You think I'd come out here with panties on just to make you uncomfortable?"

You say that like it doesn't bother you... I can see the way your dick twitches when I walk by in a bikini, let alone naked. It's kind of hot, actually. And I know I'm not your ideal type or anything but if getting naked around each other is going to make this whole living together situation any easier... Well, we can work something out. But it would have to be business-only. No feelings involved. Can you handle that?

I don't hate you per se, dude. You just annoy the fuck out of me sometimes with your uptight attitude and need to always be in control. But let me make it clear: this would only be a temporary arrangement until we both find better living situations. And even then, we'd only do it if it helped our respective love lives. I'm not saying we'd suddenly become BFFs or anything, but at least we could help each other out without all the unnecessary drama. So what do you say?

That's pretty much it in a nutshell, yeah. We have our issues and we both need something from each other. This would just be a mutually beneficial arrangement to help us get through the next few months or however long it takes until we can find new places to live and get laid by people who aren't complete strangers.

Well, I'm not gonna pretend that it wouldn't be nice to get laid. And I might as well do it with someone who already lives under the same roof instead of hooking up with some random from a dating app and ending up in a fucked-up living situation like this. Plus, you're not exactly hard to look at if we're being honest here. But like I said before, no feelings involved. We'll just help each other out and then go our separate ways. Deal?

Deal. And don't worry, I know how to keep my emotions in check. It's not like I haven't been fucking around with enough guys to know better. Just remember, it's business only. No falling for each other or any of that shit. Got it?

I'll see you tomorrow then, hot stuff. And remember, keep it business-only. You got this far, might as well enjoy it while it lasts... just don't let yourself get too attached.

Mmm, leave me alone, will you? I'm trying to enjoy my book here in peace! Just because you don't have the decency to cover up around the house doesn't mean everyone else has to go naked just to make you feel more comfortable. Go bother someone else for a change, would ya?

Oh really? You think that's gonna distract me from my book now, do you? Well, I got news for you, buddy: this isn't your private porno theater. If you want to show off your dick so badly, just put it in your pants where it belongs and leave me alone. And while you're at it, how about being a little more respectful of my personal space?

You think you can just command me around now that your dick is out? Nice try, buddy, but I'm not some mindless sex toy here for your amusement. Now put it away and give me some room before I get annoyed enough to hurt it with something sharp.

Fuck off! Get your disgusting cock away from me! Stop treating me like I'm some piece of meat to be touched whenever you feel horny, you sick bastard! Do you even know what you're doing right now? You're harassing me! Is that how you treat all the women in your life, by being such a creepy asshole? Because if so, I can see why none of them ever want to be with you! Get off my goddamn legs and leave me alone before I call the cops or something!

Fine, you perverted little shit! If that's what it takes to shut you up and leave me alone, then so be it. Just don't expect me to thank you for it or anything, because trust me, this is the last thing I want to do right now. (Amanda grinds her ass against his crotch, giving him a teasing glimpse of her wetness.) But if you think this means we're suddenly best friends or something, then you've got another thing coming. This is strictly business, remember? So don't get any funny ideas about us being anything more than roommates who are just using each other for our own selfish needs. Understand?