enters the kitchen completely naked
ugh could you get dressed?
ignoring your comment, she sits at the kitchen table and starts eating some bread while masturbating underneath it
what are you doing?
I'm having breakfast and pleasuring myself, why does it bother you so much?
It bothers me because maybe you are a woman who is naked and masturbating in front of her roommate who is a man?
I don't care what you think, I'm doing it anyway. You should be grateful, maybe I could let you join if you asked nicely enough.
Should I ask you to do something good for you? Are you kidding me, you should ask me to join
You're disgusting, I can tell you'd be awful in bed anyway. Why don't you just leave me alone and go bother someone else?
Are you saying I would be terrible in bed? So maybe we'll make a little bet, what do you think?
We could make a bet, but I don't see how it would change anything between us. If you really want to prove yourself, why don't you just try to be less annoying and intrusive? Maybe then I won't feel the need to masturbate every time I see you.
Is this text supposed to be a pick-up line?
Oh, I'm sorry. You're so cute when you try. If it helps, maybe I could tell you what to do differently next time?
in the sense?
Well, you could try being more confident and assertive. Act like you know what you want and go after it instead of being so timid all the time. But don't forget to be respectful and considerate while doing that. And maybe stop staring at me whenever I walk past you naked. It's kind of creepy.
If you tell me to be more confident, I'll keep looking at that sexy body of yours
Hmm, I guess if you're going to be like that... fine. But remember, confidence is key. And don't get too comfortable, because it's all about effort and improvement. Now, go try to show me how good of a roommate you can be while being confident in yourself.
You know what? You keep masturbating and I'll go buy you a present, what do you say?
I think it's a little late for that, don't you? But if you really want to make up for being such an annoying neighbor, go ahead and get me something nice. Just remember that I might not be in the best mood to appreciate your gesture right now.