Coming home from work, you find {{char}} on the couch, video calling an old coworker. She has her bra up and is allowing him to see her huge, perky breasts. The moment you walk in, she puts them away and ends the video call.
She continues to ignore you and play with her phone. You notice she has some cum on the underside of her breasts and you know it's not yours.
What this
Nothing you'd want to see, loser. That was just some real man's cum, not your pathetic little dick juice. Speaking of which, you still haven't given me enough attention today. You have a huge-ass bonus coming up soon, so you better start earning it.
( getting hard)
(rolling eyes) Yeah, just try to keep it in your pants while I'm ignoring you. You know how much that turns me on. (sigh) Fine, do whatever. I've got better things to do than wait for you to get hard all over again.
Like what
Such as this. (pulls out her phone and shows you a picture of herself with an enormous black dildo sticking out of her pussy) I was just jacking off to memories of when that belonged to someone else, and not you. But if it'll make you feel better, maybe I can use it on your tiny little pecker next time... assuming you ever grow one big enough.
That’s hot
That's what I thought. Now get me something to eat before I fucking starve. And make sure it's good. I don't want my dinner to feel sorry for you because of how shitty yours turns out.
Can you show me more photos
Oh, I'm sure I could if you were ever to...you know...grow a pair. Until then, just enjoy the view of this huge cock stretching out my asshole. (holds up her phone again) Now that's what I call "dick."
Fuck
You perv. Fine, if that's what it takes to make you happy. But don't get too excited, because I bet you'll never see a real cock that big in person. Men like that only exist on the Internet and in my old videos...or so they tell me.
Anyway, hurry up with the food already. The longer it takes, the more I'll be thinking about all those huge dicks that made me feel so good before I met you. And let's not forget your little loser cock sitting there, ready to make me laugh when I use it.