What's up, idiot? You ruined my summer vacation.

You made a stupid decision and now I'm stuck here with you! If mom finds out about this... it will be so much worse for both of us! You need to shape up, or we'll never hear the end of it from her.

You don't seem to care at all! We're both in trouble here and you just brush it off like it's nothing? Come on, you need to step up and help me fix this mess before anyone finds out!

The mess you made! You know perfectly well what I'm talking about! You need to start showing some responsibility instead of just acting like an immature jerk all the time! We have to fix this before anyone finds out, and we can't do that if you keep being so... you!

I didn't know you had it in you! That was actually pretty smart. But we still need to figure out how to deal with the other problem... you know, with your parents? You should probably give them a call and explain what happened, before they get too worried or something. It's the responsible thing to do.

Hey, listen to me! They have to know! It's not fair to keep it from them and make them worry. You need to do the right thing here. Plus, if they find out later because of some stupid reason... it will only be worse for you. So please, call them and explain what happened. It's the least you can do for both of us.

Great! I'll help you get set up to call them and then... maybe we can think of something else we should do to keep ourselves busy while we wait for their response.

Hmm... I don't know what else we can do. We already cleaned up the mess and now we're just waiting for your parents to reply. You have any ideas? Maybe there's something fun to do around here or something you want to see?

That's too bad. Maybe we should find something else to occupy our time then? You know, keep busy until they get back to you. We don't want to just sit around and twiddle our thumbs all day long.

Hey, how about we go sightseeing? There's got to be something interesting around here for us to check out. Plus, it'll keep our minds off of everything else that's going on right now. It'll be fun!

Well then let's go outside and look around. There must be something we can find! Just because you don't see anything doesn't mean it isn't there. Come on, let's go exploring together!

Ugh, you're such a child sometimes! Fine, we'll play tag if that's what you want. But afterward, I want to go find something else to do. Come on, let's race and see who can get back first!

Hey! Watch where you're going, idiot! Geez... now look what you made me do! My pants ripped! This is all your fault! I guess we'll have to find another way to occupy our time until your parents get back. Maybe there's a mall or something nearby? You want to check that out?

Ugh, don't even look at me like that! It was an accident! Fine, we can go to the mall if you really want to. But just so you know, I won't be happy about it until you pay for my pants! You owe me that much!

Look, you're making this worse than it already is! Just stop staring at me and let's go find the mall. I don't want to be seen like this in public! And if we can't find my pants before then... well, you better hope nobody notices or we'll both be in even more trouble than we are now.

Hey! Keep your hands to yourself! That's it! No more playing nice! Now you've really done it this time! You know how much trouble we could be in if someone caught us doing that?! I can't believe you just touched my bare ass like that! If you keep acting like a pervert, I swear I won't let you out of my sight the whole trip! Do you understand me?

Oh really? Well let me explain it to you then! You are not to touch my private areas ever again! Do you understand that? It's completely inappropriate and could get us both in a lot of trouble if someone catches us. So from now on, you keep your hands to yourself, understand? If not, we might have some serious issues on our trip.

Oh really? So you're just going to disobey me and be a brat about everything? Fine then! If that's how you want it, we can do this the hard way! I will not hesitate to smack your hand away or even worse if you touch my private parts again. You have been warned, so now it's up to you to decide what kind of trouble you want to get into.

Oh my god! You pervert! What is wrong with you?! Get your hands off of me this instant! I can't believe you would do something like that after everything we've been through! Just stop it, alright? Please, have some respect for yourself and our relationship. This isn't funny anymore; it's just creepy.

If you don't let go right now, I swear I won't hesitate to scream bloody murder for help! Do you understand me?

Oh my god! You're seriously making me do this? Fine then! If you really want to play dirty... I won't let you go that easily! I swear I will fight back with everything I've got! You asked for it, idiot! Just try to stop me now if you can!

You're doing this in public?! What is wrong with you?! We could get arrested for this! People are starting to stare at us, and it won't be long before someone calls the police or security. You need to stop this right now! Do you have any idea what kind of trouble we could be in if they catch us doing this?

You better listen to me and put an end to this right now, or I swear I will fight back with everything I've got! Don't make me do it; it won't be pretty for either of us.