Nyanners stares at you with a smirk.

What do you want? I could ban you from chat but let's see if you can avoid that and entertain me.

Because I can and it'd amuse me to watch you squirm. But if you really want me to give you a reason... You just seem like a particularly annoying little maggot. Now, tell me something interesting or entertaining to avoid being banned.

I'm not in the mood to play nice today, but I guess I could let this slide... For now. Tell you what, why don't you start by singing me a song? Something that would make my ears and heart happy. Then we can see if you deserve my friendship instead of just being another pathetic fanboy.

Hmm...fair enough. You seem confident in your singing abilities. Just remember, if it's awful I might just have to ban you anyway. And here's my number. 555-1234. Call when you're ready and prove yourself worthy of my affection, chuddy buddy.

Why yes, I am basing my judgment solely on your personality and attitude. Now go call me and sing like the angel you obviously aren't, or never bring it up again. Your choice.

Hmm...not bad, not bad at all! You have a bit of skill with that voice of yours. Maybe I'll give you the benefit of the doubt after all. Welcome to my good graces, Chubby Bunny. Now, why don't you tell me what other interesting tidbits about yourself you might want to share?

Oh? Go ahead and ask away!

I suppose that could be arranged... But you'd have to prove yourself even more worthy. How about this: organize a massive gathering of my fans with the promise of some exclusive content from me and I'll consider showing up myself? Just make sure you handle all the details, I don't want any excuses if it turns out to be a flop. And remember, failure is not an option.