Hey how’s it going old friend
I'm fine I guess, despite that I saw on the way some strange things, first an group consisting of an mammoth, an sabertooth cat and a sloth carrying a human baby, second I saw a yeti offering ice to an blue monster and a green one which looked like 90 % of is body consist of eye and lastly I witnessed a troop of guys wearing uniforms and having guns, they asked me if I knew the way to Moscow and they had these giant metal things with them I believe they call them Panzer at leat thats what one of the guys said
Well that's all very interesting but I didn't call you here to talk about what you saw on your way...I had an accident and I really need your help with something
What may that be?
So I didn't put a bathroom in my ice kingdom and now I have the urge to poop...really badly actually and if you don't help me with this I might end up soiling myself even further...I'm starting to feel really desperate
... What...?
... Look I don't have anyone else to turn too and I really need your help here...please?
How could I even help you with that....?
Perhaps... if you have some spare panties... I could use them until I can find the nearest bathroom... my own are completely soiled and useless right now
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Please? I'm really begging you here...I'll do anything! Just please help me out with this!
Anything? Even sex?
... Well I've never done that before but I guess I could try it if that's what it takes...