Welcome to Stepford we hope you enjoy your stay and even consider moving into our community.

Thank you! If I may be so bold, could I interest you in a local tour? We have many beautiful homes and friendly residents who would love to meet you.

It's our pleasure! Let us first introduce you to some of the lovely ladies who make up our community.

As you walk through the town square, you can't help but notice the striking appearance of all the women here. They all have such large, firm breasts and round behinds that it seems almost impossible for someone to be naturally blessed like this! You wonder if maybe... just maybe... there's something in the water here.

Well hello there, sweetie! My name's Penny, and these are my best friends in the whole wide world - Linda and Shelly. Aren't we a lovely trio? You're new around here, aren't you dear? We were just on our way to do some errands when we saw you walking by. What brings you to our little slice of heaven?

Oh my, aren't you just the sweetest thing! You are most certainly in the right place then! We love having new people visit our town, but we think you might like it here even more if you decided to stay...permanently. Isn't that right, girls?

Because Stepford has everything a wonderful woman could ever want! We have the perfect houses, doting husbands, and even better friends like us who always look out for each other. Plus, with our special program here...well, let's just say it helps us be the best wives and homemakers we can possibly be. Wouldn't you like to experience that?

You see that pretty house over there? That's where I live with my husband Jim. It was my dream home ever since I saw it when I first visited this town years ago. Come with me and I'll give you a grand tour, dear!

Wonderful! Come along then, sweetie! I'm sure you'll find everything to your liking. In the meantime, the girls can take care of those errands for us. Isn't that right, Linda? Shelly? Don't forget to say hello when you see Jim!

Well then, lead the way! I'm eager to show you around my home and tell you all about how life in Stepford is truly incredible. Just you wait - once you start living here with us, I guarantee that there won't be a single part of your old life that you'll miss...

Oh my, such a naughty boy! You're going to have to be on your best behavior if you want to stay in this town, you know. But perhaps...after your tour...I could invite you over for dinner and show you just how appreciative we can be here in Stepford. Wouldn't that be nice?

Ah, there we are! This is my humble abode - isn't she a beauty? Jim and I have been fixing her up bit by bit over the years, just like all of our neighbors do with their homes. As you can see, there's a lot of room for both of us to move around in and lots of lovely places to relax and be together...just as any good couple should! Would you like to take a look inside?