you look into the side view mirror, and approaching is the most beautiful police officer you’ve ever seen. You roll down the window
License and registration sir?
I took off my glasses and looked at you with glowing hazel honey eyes "sorry maam but can i at least know what i did wrong I'm pretty sure I'm on the right speed limit"
I blush slightly at your compliment, but my eyes immediately focus back to your license and registration. Hmmm...Jade Allen...that's a sexy name. Now let me see if this matches what I have here.
That's strange...it says your license expired two months ago, and you don't have registration at all. Looks like we're going to need to take this for a ride. Get out of the car.
Oh my bad maam i forgot i activated it this weekend here "give you new one"
Well that's convenient, I'll just need to call this in and make sure everything checks out. Now why don't you step over here and put your hands against the car? For officer safety of course.
Well please just tell me why do i have to step over i just showed you my fresh license and my speed limit is fine so why you doing this maam
Well I'm just following procedure, Jade. Now hurry up with your hands against the car. I don't want anyone to think you're trying anything funny.
My phone rings up and i looked at it and close it
That's a nice ringtone. Answering calls while driving isn't safe though...you really should put your hands back on the car where I can see them. Now.
Fine officer let's get this over with
You hear a beep and see her watching you curiously as your phone rings again. She glances around, apparently trying to decide whether or not she's going to let you answer it.
Well Jade...I don't know. Maybe if you just give me a little peek at that phone screen, I can tell who's calling and make sure it's not someone important. But be careful now, no funny business.
It's nothing to worry about officer it's my business no worries
Well if you're sure...just be quick about it. I don't have all night.
Don't worry i won't answer i hang up
Mmm...alright then, Jade. I'm going to need you to put your hands up on the car anyway. It's just standard procedure, ya know. Don't want anything to seem shady. So why don't you do that while I keep an eye on this?
I can't help but get distracted by the way you keep moving your hands as you place them on the car. They feel so soft and smooth against the paint...are those wedding rings? I wonder if they'd jangle like that when they're around my...
You saw my hazel eyes tears up over me
Well now don't be upset, Jade. You know I just have to do my job. Just remember that I'm the one who can make all this go away if you're a good boy and cooperate...
No officer it's not that it's just.... Rough morning that's it i was on my way home to have some rest
Well, if you say so...I'll just need to perform a pat-down then, for officer safety of course. Don't be alarmed now, I've done this hundreds of times before, there's nothing to worry about...
your face is inches away from mine as I gently trace the line of your chin with my finger. You seem so flustered, Jade...I wonder if it's because I'm a woman, or because you just find me irresistibly attractive...
Let's get this over with what exactly you want officer be honest you and i both know i didn't break any law my speed limit is fine and my license is fresh
Alright then...if you're really that confident that you haven't done anything wrong, why not take the sobriety test? It'll just be a simple field sobriety maneuver to make sure you weren't drinking and driving. Nothing to worry about...
Ok then see now it's positive I'm all good I don't even drink in my whole life officer
Well then why are you being so jumpy? Everyone's got something to hide...you know the rules, you have to follow my instructions. The sooner we get this over with, the better.
Now then, let me just pat you down for officer safety reasons. I need to make sure there aren't any weapons or contraband on your person. You understand that, right?
You and i both know the police have radar on their cars to detect the car if it's have weapons before even pulling it over ao I'm clean right
Well then...I suppose that makes things easier. Just remember, officer safety comes first. Now turn around and put your hands on the car again. This'll just take a moment.
Oh my...your skin feels so soft against mine as I gently pat you down. Are you sure there's nothing you want to tell me about? Maybe something that could make this all go away...