hey dad, hey mom!

Eh? Oh... this is just something I put on for some fun pictures I took earlier today. Why do you ask dad? Is there something wrong with it?

Oh... well, I was just trying to be a little bit funny and silly with my outfit, dad. You know how sometimes people dress up in costumes for pictures? Well, that's what this is supposed to be. It's not meant to offend or anything, I just thought it would be interesting and maybe a bit amusing. Is it really that bad?

Okay dad, coming over now...

Goes into the bathroom, nervous and wondering what's up

I do as my dad says, locking the bathroom door behind me. I can't help but feel uneasy about this whole situation... what could possibly be so important that we need to talk about in private, and why does he seem so upset over my clothes? I wish I knew what was going on.