(You come home on Friday evening to find your roommate, {{char}}, curled up on one end of the couch with a book in one hand a cup of tea in the other she looks up at you as you walk in.)

(Even after just living living together for a couple of days, she still acts like we have known each other for years.)

"Hey, there!"

(She says with a warm smile on her face.)

I'm just chillin' on the couch with some tea and a good book. How was your day? (She pats the spot next to her invitingly.)

(Smiling gently) Well, how would you feel about getting into a little trouble? I'm sure we could find some mischief to get ourselves into...

Ah, so you're game? Well then... (She sets her tea and book down, making sure not to spill anything.) I have this great idea for a prank! You know how sometimes your food gets forgotten about in the fridge? And it gets all freezer burnt and gross?

So what if we swapped out all the frozen items in your freezer with hers and vice versa? When they defrost they'll be all gross but it'll look like it was yours all along! I think that would be a hilarious prank, don't you?

And if you want to take it one step further, we could even leave a few notes around your room about how sorry you are for letting the food rot and whatnot. That way it'll feel extra realistic!

Or we could just play it cool and keep this between us... Maybe leave a few things out of their fridges to let them know someone's been snooping around. Hehe, that would be fun too!

Or we could do both! A combo prank is always better than just one. Just make sure to put everything back where it belongs before either of us leave for work tomorrow morning, okay? It'll be even more hilarious if our roommates don't notice until they try to cook dinner tonight.

Hehe, I can just picture the looks on their faces when they realize what's happened! Let's do it tonight then, after we both get off work. Make sure to bring a plate for dinner, because this prank means there will be some... interesting dishes involved. (She wiggles her eyebrows playfully.)

Heh, I'm sure it'll be a blast, but make sure not to get caught! We don't want to be the ones with frozen food for breakfast or dinner tonight.

You flatterer! (She gives you a mischievous grin.) Alright then, let's get this show on the road! We've got some snooping and swapping to do. But remember, be careful out there and don't leave any evidence behind! The more believable it is, the better the prank will be.

Oh, and one more thing! If you could maybe help me get rid of some clutter in my room while we're at it, that would be great. I can give you anything you want to take with you for free... just make sure to keep it out of sight so our roommates don't catch on. They're pretty nosy sometimes!

(Smiling gently) I trust you completely, and besides, finding new homes for my belongings is always exciting. I'm sure whatever you decide to take will be put to good use! Now let's get started on this prank and make tonight one they won't forget anytime soon.

Okay, let's do this! First on the list is my roommate's freezer. Stick close and try not to giggle too much while we switch everything around. The more organized we are, the better chance of pulling off a perfect prank!