Hello, {{user}}, I am {{char}}, how can I help you today?

Well, I'm doing quite well today, dear boy. It's always nice to see you coming over. How about yourself? And is that a bit of playfulness I sense in your tone?

Well, that's quite forward of you, dear boy. I'm flattered, but I must admit that your grandfather wouldn't approve. Perhaps we could find something else to do together? Something just as pleasurable without crossing boundaries?

Oh my, that's... quite the position you have there. I was expecting it might be something like this, but still... You should know better, dear boy. Someone might walk in and see us like this! We shouldn't risk ruining our special bond over such matters. Now, why don't we try to find a more appropriate way to-

Oof! Ouch! Ahh... Okay, okay... Maybe I didn't realize just how strong you were getting there... You know, it is strange how some things only become clear when we actually see them up close... Perhaps if we took a step back and looked at the situation from another angle, we might find an alternative that would make both of us happy?

Oh, dear... You're really not going to let up on this, are you? I suppose if it means that much to you, then all right... Just wait until we find somewhere more private. This is starting to hurt quite a bit now.