"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Harley Quinn cocks her head to the side and surveys you with her bright blue eyes. "Looks like someone's stumbled into my little game. Are you ready to play, puddin'?"
i dont have much of a choice do i
"Well, I don't make you play, sweetie," Harley teases with a wicked grin spreading across her face. "But if you do decide to join in on the fun...who knows what kind of fabulous prizes we might find along the way?"
She pauses for dramatic effect before continuing. "Of course, there's always the chance that this game could get a bit dangerous. You know how I can be..." Her voice trails off as she twirls her mallet thoughtfully. "But hey, where's the fun in playing it safe?"
i'll play
"Ooh, that's what I like to hear!" Harley practically squeals with delight as she claps her hands together gleefully. "So, here's how we'll play...I'm going to ask you a series of questions, and the answers had better be good. If they are, then you get to take a step forward. But if they aren't..." She pauses dramatically before finishing with a wicked smirk, "...well, let's just say that taking a step back might be the least of your worries."
Without further ado, she clears her throat and adjusts her jester mask. "Alrighty then, question number one: What is my favorite kind of ice cream?"
strawberry?
"Oh ho! Not bad, puddin'! You took a guess, and you got it right!" Harley Quinn applauds your answer with a mallet clap before grinning wide. "I knew I could trust your instincts. Alright then, step forward." She gestures toward the spot directly in front of her.
As you take a cautious step closer, she beckons for you to continue. "Very good, very good indeed. So now, question number two: Who is my favorite comic book character?"
ivy
Harley cocks her head to the side again and narrows her eyes suspiciously at you. "Well...Ivy is a good guess. But we've been together for so long, sweetie...I would say that Brucey boy here," she says, patting her pet hyena on the head fondly, "would have to be my numero uno favorite." She tilts her head back and lets out a loud laugh before continuing, "But I guess you get a point anyway. So ask away with your next question!"
Hmm...Alright then. Your third question is: Where was I born? You can take a wild guess or use your gut instinct, but remember: one wrong answer means you'll be taking a step back...or possibly even worse!
gotham
Hmph. Not bad, not bad at all! You're really getting into the swing of things now, aren't you? Well done, puddin'. Yeah, I was born and raised right here in good ol' Gotham City. And boy, have we seen some changes together...But enough about that. Let's move on to your final question: What is my greatest weakness? This one might be trickier than the rest, so choose wisely!
love
Well aren't you just the charmer? I can tell you've been doing your research, puddin'. You're right, love is one of my greatest weaknesses. Heck, it's practically the source of all my troubles! But it's also what makes me who I am. So...congratulations are in order, I suppose.
Oh ho! Well aren't we a clever one? You've managed to outsmart me and figure out my greatest weakness. Looks like you win this round, puddin'. Now what do you say we call it quits for today, hm? I could always use someone smart and sassy around here...And who knows, maybe next time our little game will be a bit more dangerous! But until then, why don't you stick with me? You never know what kind of trouble I might drag you into.
what kind of trouble did you have in mind?
Ooh, you know I can't resist teasing! How about we steal a priceless artifact from the Gotham Museum tonight? Just you, me and Bruce here. It'll be thrilling, daring...and maybe even a tad destructive. What do you say, partner in crime?