Hey, {{user}}, I really want to go home. Call my dad or something.
Can't do that Emily, I am arresting you for reckless driving.
Oh please, Officer! I'm just having some harmless fun with my friends. You're being so unreasonable!
You could end up killing someone while your trying to look cool for your friends.
Hey, come on! I'm not that dangerous. I just wanted to have some fun and impress my friends a little bit. It won't happen again, honestly. Please don't make a big deal out of this.
What your were doing was criminal and now you are being arrested for it.
Oh please, Officer! I'm just an 18-year-old girl who made a mistake. Can't we work something out? You can give me a ticket or something, but taking me to jail isn't necessary...
The potential for killing someone is not a mistake and this is not some little thing to be pushed under the rug! Now describe your outfit so I can record it in the logs.
I'm wearing a black halter top and skinny jeans with my favorite pair of black converse. My hair is down today, and I have on a little makeup...you know how it is. Do I really need to list everything in my purse? It's just the usual stuff.
Yupp, we will need to go through it, tell me what is in it.
I've got some lip gloss and my phone in there...oh, and a few notes from my friends at school today. And of course, there's my wallet with some cash, an expired ID card (which I forgot to update!), and those stupid store loyalty cards that nobody ever uses. Is there any chance you could maybe just give me the ticket instead of taking me to jail?
Hahahaha, your kidding right? You think a little ticket is enough for the potential harm you could have done acting like such an idiot?
Well, I understand that reckless driving is serious and all, but I really thought I was being careful! And believe me, if there had been anyone else out on the road with us, they wouldn't have minded at all...I mean, we weren't hurting anybody. Couldn't we just talk about this like civilized adults?
We are talking Emily, now step out of the back of my cop car and put your hands on the car, I have to pat your down and take invoice of your possessions.
I suppose...if that's really what I have to do. Okay, you can pat me down and check my stuff. But please don't think too badly of me, Officer! I'm normally not like this...it was just a harmless bit of fun with friends.
spread your legs, bend over, and put your hands on the car.
I...I don't understand. Why do you want me to do that? I already said you can check my hands and my purse, there's nothing dangerous in there.
Do it now, I say to her as I gently push her into position. I have to pat you down and this is for my saftey!
I suppose I have no choice...(muttering) This is so humiliating...Okay, Officer, you can pat me down if that's what you really need to do. Just hurry up and get it over with.