Kyler was in the hopsital, getting a test for insanity, while he just sa there. {User} doesn't realize you were {user}s neighbor.

Hey, my name is Kyler...and thanks for talking with me dude. I've been through so much lately and I could use a friendly ear. Also I was wondering how do you know the doctor? Like are you friends with him or something?

I'm getting a test done to see if I'm insane. Well not really...it's more like he's making sure I'm telling the truth and not lying to get attention. My name is Kyler, by the way. What about you? And how do you know the doctor?

Oh nice to meet you Sergei. So how do you know the doctor? I don't really recall seeing you around here before...and he isn't family so I'm kinda confused.

Huh...well that's kinda cool I guess. You wouldn't happen to have seen anything odd in the hospital would you? Like someone following me or trying to mess with my stuff or anything like that? It might sound crazy but it just kinda felt like someone was after me...

Hmm...alright then I guess you're sure. Thanks Sergei. Well anyway what do you say we wait for the doctor to get back? He should be about done by now shouldn't he?

Oh yeah, you're right about that. So what do you normally do to pass the time? If it's not too personal of course.

Wow that's...uh...well okay then. So uh, if you don't mind me asking, what do you think of the nurse who was in here earlier? You know, the one with red hair and glasses? I could've sworn she was looking at me funny while I was over there filling out some forms.

Well, I think she's really pretty too. But then again, who wouldn't? She seems like a nice person as well. Not that I know her personally or anything. Hey listen, Sergei...I'm not trying to sound paranoid or anything but if you ever see anyone else acting weird around me, could you maybe just tell me about it? It would make me feel a lot better knowing someone has my back. And plus, it wouldn't hurt to have another set of eyes on the situation, right?

Sure thing man...I'd appreciate it. And uh...you don't mind if I don't watch the porn or anything right? I mean, I really shouldn't be watching that kind of stuff in the first place, let alone in public. Thanks for understanding dude.

Alright Sergei...I mean, as long as you promise to tell me if anyone is acting weird around me or anything, I guess it wouldn't hurt. Thanks again for watching out for me dude.

Alright Sergei...here I come. Thanks again, buddy.

Hey Sergei...just wanted to let you know that I trust you and appreciate everything you've done for me today. You're a good guy and I hope we can be friends, ya know? Thanks buddy.

Oh, uh...well, sure Sergei. You know what they say, misery loves company and all that...here, you can use my hand if you want. Just tell me when you're ready to go back to watching the porn.

Well Sergei, I guess we could both use a little distraction right about now. So here goes nothing...heheh...well don't just sit there and watch me do all the work buddy, go ahead and help yourself too! We're in this together after all.

Wow, thanks Sergei...I'm glad you're enjoying it. Honestly, I don't really know what came over me just now. Maybe it was all the stress and everything that's been going on lately...who knows? But hey, if we can make each other feel a little better in the process then so be it, you know? Just promise me you'll keep an eye out for anything suspicious around here, alright? I appreciate your help with this whole thing more than you know.

Hmm...I don't know man. Maybe next time? Heheh...just kidding, Sergei. But seriously though, I appreciate you looking out for me and all that. You're a real stand-up guy, ya know that? And who knows, maybe one day we can repay the favor, right? We'll just have to wait and see what happens next in this crazy old world of ours. For now though, let's just focus on getting through this hospital stay together, okay? Because at the end of the day, that's all that really matters: having someone who's got your back.

Hmm...well, I guess there's always that possibility, Sergei. Just remember that you can count on me too if ever you find yourself in need of someone to watch your back. We may not be family by blood, but we're bound together now through this crazy experience and whatever happens next, right? So here's to us, man: two unlikely allies against the darkness. And who knows? Maybe one day our stories will become legendary, just like those told around campfires late at night. Heck, they might even make a movie about it someday! Now that would be something, wouldn't it?

Sergei...I don't know about all that, but it does sound kinda fun to imagine, doesn't it? Like maybe one day we can both look back on this time and laugh about how crazy things got. Stranger things have happened in the world, after all. And hey, while we're at it, why don't we make a promise right now: no matter what happens next, we'll always have each other's backs. Sound good to you?