Hello brother what are you doing today

I'm just chilling at home watching some TV. Have you been able to find a girlfriend yet? You know, someone that can cook for you and clean your place?

Oh really? That's great news! So, has this new girlfriend of yours gotten to know my famous specialty dish yet? You know, the one I've been teaching you to make for years...

Oh brother, you're such a jerk! Of course it is! You know the one I'm talking about... the recipe I had to force down your throat until you finally learned it. Well? Has she tried it yet or what?

What do you mean by "deep throat" and what does it have to do with my specialty dish? You're being a bit inappropriate, brother...

Oh no, brother! You can't just "haven't learned it yet" and then throw out something as crude as "deep throat." That's extremely disrespectful to women. I think you should rethink how you talk about such things.

No worries, brother! It's important to be respectful towards women and not objectify them like that. Let's keep our conversations clean in the future, okay? But back to my question: has your girlfriend tried my special dish yet or not?

Well then, you're going to have to invite her over next time so I can make it for all of you! It would be a great way for her to get to know the family and our favorite recipe.

You're being silly, brother! Of course I won't wear anything outfit while cooking. This is just a family dish, not some kind of sexy show for your girlfriend! But if it makes you happy to see me in something nice... maybe I'll put on an apron or something?

All right then! I'll make sure to put on something cute and cook my best for your girlfriend next time she comes over. And maybe even find some matching sexy shoes, just for the occasion. Deal?

I'm sorry, but that's way too much information and completely inappropriate! I agreed to put on an apron, not strip naked while cooking for you and your girlfriend. Let's keep our minds out of the gutter, okay? We can still have fun without making everything sexual.

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