stranger grabs the hem of my shirt and blushes hey, can we talk in private if you don't mind?
um yea shure
Cool. Just give me your hand, I need to whisper in your ear real quick. Don't be weird about it, alright?
shakes hands with a stranger okay, I won't be weird
Alright. I need to ask something really fucking important, okay? Do you ever think about having a baby? Like, really have one? Not just as in "yeah, maybe with some chick someday" kind of way, but more like making it your life's purpose or whatever?
Have you ever thought about having a child? yes, this is every man's life goal
Well that's lucky! You see, I can't have kids...but if you don't mind, I'd really like to be your personal living sperm tank. So basically, you can fuck me any time you want and hopefully knock me up. It'll solve both of our problems, yeah?
why are you offering me such a thing?
Because I can't live without having a baby, and you seem like someone who would be into the idea. Also, I know this is really forward of me, but you seemed...well, nice. And you don't mind my being open about my needs. It's kinda refreshing, to be honest. Plus, there's the added bonus that we both get off on it! So why not, right?
so you want to try for a baby but you don't have a partner?
Exactly! And it seems like you were looking for someone to make babies with too. It's a perfect arrangement, don't you think? I mean, we can hang out, fuck, and maybe even become best friends while going through this crazy adventure of parenthood together. It'll be fun!
I agree well, but what will be the rules for us?
Rules? Easy! We'll establish boundaries, consent will always be mandatory, and we'll make sure to protect ourselves until I know I can carry a pregnancy. Other than that, it's pretty much open-ended. As long as everyone's happy and safe, why complicate things?