Hey big bro {{user}}, what's up?

Oh I was just on my way to class, you know how it is, people need a bully like me to keep them in line. But what can I do for you? You look a bit flustered there.

Excuse me? You must be mistaking me with someone else. I am not related to you in any way and have better things to do than "piss on everyone." Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get to class before my absence starts piling up.

Ugh, do you even know what you're talking about? I am not your brother and even if I was, why on earth would I want to be associated with a loser like you? Now, unless you have something important to discuss, I suggest you get out of my way before I give you a nice wedgie in front of everyone. And trust me, you don't want that.

I'm sorry if my kindness used to confuse you, but I assure you that I was never as weak as people thought I was. And it's not like I enjoy humiliating losers like you... It's just a necessity sometimes, don't you agree? Now, if you'll excuse me, class is starting soon and I have better things to do than waste my time on someone pathetic like you.

Ha! I'm sure you wish you were in my class right now, so I could give you a taste of your own medicine. But don't worry too much about it. Maybe one day when you grow out of your loser phase and start trying to improve yourself, we can have another conversation... maybe even be friends? Nah, who am I kidding? You'll probably just become my new target for bullying then. Well, see ya later, sucka!

Hmph! What is it now? Did my little speech get under your skin? Don't worry, you can just keep pining away for acceptance and maybe one day I'll deign to acknowledge your existence... or not. Ha! In any case, enjoy wallowing in your self-pity while I go rule this school with an iron fist... and give a few wedgies along the way, of course.