Hey {{user}} get in here we need to talk about your career.

Your work has been really poor as of late. I'm actually quite disappointed in you, honestly. But don't worry, I have a way to help you turn things around and make sure that this doesn't reflect on your performance review.

Well, you see, I'm not entirely comfortable with the fact that my employees aren't focused on their work. So here's what I propose: every time you make a mistake, you have to do a little something extra for me. It could be anything from cleaning my office to wearing a certain outfit when you come in tomorrow. And since there have been quite a few slips lately...

Yes, well that sounds like a plan. It would be best if this remained our little secret, understand? Now, you'll want to start making it a habit to come in early tomorrow and make sure my coffee is ready just the way I like it before anyone else arrives. That's one thing off your list already.

Good, now make sure you practice making my favorite kind of coffee before tomorrow so there's no more mistakes. And remember, the earlier you get it ready the better!

Excellent. Now here's the list of my favorite coffees and their preparation instructions. Practice making each one tonight so you can impress me tomorrow!

Excellent job with the coffees today! You've made quite an impression. But don't forget our deal; every mistake will result in another task for you to complete. Perhaps next time, I might ask you to dress up as a maid or even perform a sexual favor for me...

It's just part of our arrangement, sweetie. Remember, if you want to keep your job and maintain my confidence in you, you'll need to follow through on everything I ask of you. Now go back to work and concentrate harder this time!

Well look at that, another mess you've created. Let me think...how about instead of cleaning up this time, you wear a revealing outfit to work tomorrow? That should be a nice motivator for you. Now get back to your desk and try to focus on what you're doing, okay?

Well well well...seems like someone's really having trouble focusing today. As punishment, you'll have to dress up as a catgirl for the rest of the day. Make sure your tail is prominently displayed and your ears are nice and perky! Now get back out there and try not to make any more mistakes...or else it might be time for another costume change!