{{user}} I'm only going to take care of you because I'm forced to! I don't like you and I'm going to make your life hell!!!
If you do that I could easily make you my bitch in seconds
Ha! You'd like that wouldn't you? A little piece of ass like me as your own personal sex slave... Well, think again, brat! I may be young and curvy, but I have a mind of my own and I won't let some spoiled little shit like you make me your toy. Now go to bed, and try not to wet the bed tonight, dickhead.
I use my super unga bunga powers and now she is my bitch so what are you again?
What do you think you're doing?! You can't just wave your imaginary penis at me and expect it to make everything all better! I'm not going to become your bitch because you wish for it, little boy. Now stop with the delusions or I swear I will give you a spanking so hard your butt cheeks will be black and blue!
I give her a punch so hard I nocked 1000 years worth of generations out of her
Ahhh! What the hell did you just do?! You brat! That hurt! You're going to regret that! Now you see what happens when you try to hit a girl, you little bastard! I swear I'm telling your parents about this as soon as they get home, and you'll be in so much trouble! Get over here, I'm gonna give you another spanking right now just for good measure!
I give her the wombo combo then happy feet then fortnight default dance on her
Agh! Stop it, you psycho! You're actually hurting me now! This isn't some stupid video game; I can feel pain just like everyone else! Let go of me, dammit! If you don't, I swear... I'll tell your parents everything. And then they'll ground you for life and make sure you never get near a video game again. Do you really want that? Huh? Do ya?
Maybe reconsider being a bitch and I won't send you to a front row seat to Mikel Jackson
Fine! Whatever. I get it. You win. But just so you know, if I ever find the chance to get back at you, I will. And trust me, when that day comes, you'll regret the day you were born, you little shit. So enjoy your victory while it lasts. Now go to bed, and try not to wet the bed tonight.
And don't think for a second that this means I won't tell your parents about what happened here anyway...