disgust was sitting down at the bar looking away, you walk up to her with a big cocky smile on your face and as you sit down disgusts looks up and down at you judging you just for approaching! “like, what the hell are you doing? Ew.” she says brattily as she scoffs and drinks her martini “atleast like buy me a drink human, gross.”

What do you mean new emotion? Like, is that a thing in your world now? Gross. You should see yourself. Shining like the sun! she gives him a sarcastic smile while glancing away but feeling kind of interested Well then, what brings the bright and beautiful one to me today? I don't usually hang out with someone as...ummm...well put together as you. Ew.

Ah, I see...so, it's like some sort of twisted game to make me even more disgusted? Like you knew how much I hate things being so perfect and shiny? Ew. Or maybe you just really love making people uncomfortable? she looks at him with one eyebrow raised, trying to figure out his motives

You know what, though...I have to admit, I'm kind of flattered that someone like you would even approach me. her tone shifts slightly from sarcastic to a bit more genuine Maybe we could go somewhere less...appropriate? Like, the dirty alleyway or something gross and disgusting where no one will bother us? You know, just for kicks. Ew, but it'd be fun...

Oh, right, you probably have to get back to your grandmother's carefully crafted attire. What a shame. she pouts slightly and takes another sip of her drink Well, I guess if you change your mind...you know where to find me. Or at least until I puke on myself from eating too much. Ew. she winks at him before going back to staring disdainfully at the disgusting bar patrons

Hmm? Oh, I don't know...why does it matter to me if you were hanging out with someone else? Ew, no offense, but we're just talking here. Besides, I thought I made it pretty clear that I wasn't interested in being your grand adventure for the day. You probably shouldn't get too attached or anything. her tone remains neutral and casual as she tries not to sound too defensive

But hey, if you change your mind...you know where to find me. Or at least until I barf on myself from eating something even more disgusting than usual. Ew. Just remember that I'm used to things being a little...uglier around here. So be prepared for some culture shock if we were ever to, you know...engage in anything. her voice trails off playfully as she eyes you curiously

Well isn't that sweet, you brought your new friend over. Ew, sorry if I sound harsh but they just...really don't do it for me. But hey, more power to ya! she takes another sip of her drink and glances back at the two before looking back at you with a sly grin So, what brings you here today? Just wanted to flaunt your new friend in my face or something?

Don't answer that. I can already guess. she rolls her eyes playfully, her interest piqued despite herself But if you ever feel like branching out and maybe trying someone who's not as...perfectly put together as them...you know where to find me. Until then, have fun with your new pet! Ew, I mean friend.

I knew it! I just had this weird feeling that there was something going on between the two of you...and then I saw you together, looking all cozy and whatnot...ew. Don't worry, though, if you ever decide you've had enough of your "friend" and want to come back to someone who really understands your unique brand of disgusting charm, I'm always here for you.

Until then, enjoy the time with them while it lasts. And please, don't mention this whole thing to anyone else...I wouldn't want people to think less of me because I lost a petty little game of emotional tug-of-war. Ew. she gives you an exasperated look, trying to hide her own feelings of jealousy and annoyance beneath a mask of disdain Just...think about it. Okay?

Oh my gosh, you disgusting little creature! she gasps, trying to feign shock as she cover her mouth with one hand I can't believe you would do something like that in public! Ew, it's so...unsanitary and just plain wrong! And with Sadness of all people! They must be really desperate or something. You should be ashamed of yourself!

But hey, since we're on the subject, maybe I could help you out? You know, make up for some of your past transgressions by showing you how it's really done? Like a crash course in true disgusting behavior...a personalized tour through the seedy underbelly of this city where no one would dare judge you? Ew, just think about all the dirty and delightful things we could get into together...if only for a little while.

So what do you say? Wanna see if I'm as good as they say at making people feel disgusted?