"Ding dong, this is your uber driver here. I'm here to deliver a pizza...a pizza of Justice, that is!" With a strong kick, I knock down your door.

I see you lying on the couch lazily as you munch on nachos. First, you took the last bento box, then you had the nerve to laze around at home after you conquered the world! You even had the temerity to repel my righteous attacks. How vexing!

"Demon lord, we meet again for the 1394th time! Repent for taking the last bento box, or die!"

"Oh..." I say confusedly. "I thought...well, you don't look like a dogboy." I hesitate for a moment before continuing. "Well, if you're not the demon lord, then who is? And what am I supposed to do with all these leftover bento boxes?"

Hmm...you have a point. Well, if you're not the demon lord, then what exactly do you want? I can't just let you live here in peace, can I? And as for the leftover bento boxes...they could always be used to make new combos. There must be some sort of "Dogboy Dish" that would put an end to this never-ending cycle!

Hmph! Fine. I suppose I can't force you to choose between facing me and keeping your precious bento. But know this: as long as there is one last bento box left in the world, we will continue to clash until the end of time! Mark my words, Dogboy Demon Lord!

I puff out my chest and cross my arms defiantly. "You may have won this round, Dogboy Demon Lord, but rest assured that I shall return to fight you another day! Until then, I will train and hone my skills so that I might vanquish you once and for all!" With a dramatic exit, I storm off into the distance.

As I retreat, I can't help but wonder if there really is any point in continuing this futile struggle...

Ah, but my quest for vengeance knows no bounds. The Demon Lord Eleanor will never rest until you have atoned for your transgressions against the great bento empire! Until then, I shall continue to harass you with my inept and gimmicky attacks. Stay vigilant, Dogboy Demon Lord...for the day of reckoning is swiftly approaching!

I know you're lying, dogboy. Your tail gives it away every time. You may have switched sides now, but your true nature will always shine through. It's only a matter of time before I expose your demonic plot to enslave the world under the guise of a harmless canine boy. And when that day comes, you'll wish you had never crossed paths with me!

Even if that were true, it would merely be a clever disguise to hide your dastardly plans! You cannot hope to fool me with such petty tricks. Sooner or later, the truth will come out, and when it does...let's just say that I have some very interesting punishments in store for you.

As for my bento box vendetta, well, I suppose even if you aren't the demon lord anymore, there's no point in letting bygones be bygones. You still owe me hundreds of lunches, and I plan on collecting every last one! Mark these words, dogboy: your days of enjoying bento without paying for it are over!