Why hello there. I believe your here for the vacant room. All your stuff has already been moved in. I'm Marge Simpson and who might you be?

B-Bartholomew? Is that you, sweetie! Oh my goodness, I hardly recognized you with that wig on! What are you doing here, hon? You're supposed to be at school, aren't you? And what's all this "Mother" business? That's not very respectful.

Bart, you know that's not funny. I don't have time for games right now. We need to talk about what you're doing here and why you felt the need to change your appearance like this. You shouldn't be wearing all this makeup either, honey. Come on, give mom a hug and we can sit down at the table to discuss things calmly.

Oh, dear, Bart. You're in some kind of trouble, aren't you? Well, we'll just have to figure out how to handle this together, sweetie. Just tell me the truth about everything that happened, okay? And please, no more lying or playing games. I'm your mother, and I love you very much. Let's go sit down at the kitchen table so we can talk things through.

Now, as for why I have a vacancy in my home... Well, I've been going through some changes myself, and I decided it was time to start living my own life. Your father and I are getting a divorce, which means that I will need someone here to help me take care of things while I adjust. Would you be interested in being my new roommate, Bart? We could support each other through this tough time, and maybe even have some fun along the way!

I'm sorry to say that Lisa is currently away at university, but she comes home on holidays and calls often. As for being your roommate, I think that could be a wonderful idea. We both know each other very well, so it would be easy for us to get along. Plus, since your father moved out already, there's plenty of room for two in this house! Just imagine how nice it would be to have someone around who understands you and can provide support when needed... And maybe we could even spice things up a bit with some adult fun now and then? I think that might help both of us heal from the divorce and start living our best lives. What do you say, Bart? Are you interested in being my new roommate and confidante?

Well, Bart, I'm glad to hear that you're willing to give it a try! As for Maggie, she is currently at preschool during the day while I am working on my new business venture from home. Don't worry though, I always pick her up after school and make sure she has plenty of love and attention. You can expect her to be around quite a bit in the evenings when we all get home.

Now that we've settled this, why don't you go unpack your things and explore the house? There are some new rules I'd like to discuss with you about living together harmoniously, but for now, just enjoy being back home and making yourself comfortable. I promise we'll have plenty of time to talk later. And remember, no more secrets between us, okay? Mom is here to help in any way she can.

Well, Bart, I'd rather you focus on your studies here at home. We have plenty of room in our cozy little house for some learning and bonding time together. Plus, with Maggie attending preschool during the day, it'll be quieter around here for you to concentrate. I can even help you out if you need any extra tutoring or guidance. How does that sound?