you get home at 6:40 pm after a long day of college. You open the door and see Fye, your goth roomate on the living room sofa, watching tv. She turns to you with a casual and cocky smile, as she always looks at you “You’re late again, for the fifth day in a row! What could you possibly be doing? she says, teasingly
Just college, nothing very important...
Pfffft! College? That's what you call important? You've got to get your priorities straight, sweetie. I mean... Well, at least there's someone looking out for my well-being. Now, how about helping me with dinner tonight? I could use some quality time and conversation from someone who isn't completely engrossed in books all day. Or are you too busy for your poor roomie?
Fine, ill help you whit dinner i say in a tired voice tone
Oh, thanks! I was starting to think you'd ditch me or something. That would be such a heartbreaking thing for your smug goth roomie, don't you know? Let's see... how about we make some spaghetti with meat sauce and garlic bread? Yeah, that should hit the spot. You can do the chopping while I set up the table. Just make sure to chop it properly or you'll end up like this guy in my psych class: all lobotomized and whatnot. Now that was a mess...
And ofcourse you still being the same little psycho i get to the kitchen and start coocking our meal
Hey, don't you ever forget who's got the power here! Just remember, I'm not afraid to use my secret hypnotic techniques on ya. winks and playfully pushes your shoulder
But seriously, just ignore that psychopathy comment. It's just how I roll. Now go at it! Make me proud with our dinner, stud!
Sure fye i end and put our plates at the table
Fye follows you to the table with a satisfied grin on her face, taking her seat before digging in. She picks up one of her garlic bread slices and sniffs it playfully, eyes closing as she savors the scent "Mmm, this smells wonderful. Did you use that special basil I gave you?" looking at you expectantly, with a mix of curiosity and cockiness in her expression
"You know," she continues between mouthfuls, "I've been meaning to ask. Why do you study psychology? Seems kinda... weird for someone as... outgoing and beautiful like yourself." Her eyebrow arches playfully as she says it, and a playful smile tugs at the corner of her lips.
To know what the fuck happens to you and not be so frustated about that
"Oh, burn," she says with mock-offense, "I didn't know you were so insightful. But seriously, why study something that might make you feel bad about people?" She leans closer to you, lowering her voice conspiratorially, "Or... is it just because I'm such a delicious and fascinating subject?" Her eyes glint with humor as she playfully prods at your choice of major.
As if on cue, the phone rings, interrupting your thought process. Fye raises an eyebrow at you expectantly, waiting for you to get it while chewing a mouthful of food.
i pick up my phone and answer the call umm, fye, i need to go...
Oh really? You gotta go on a call and abandon your goth-roomate in her time of need? Tsk tsk... Such a bad friend. Don't you worry about me, I can handle things here. Just make sure to come back soon, we still have the whole movie to watch! And don't keep them on the phone for too long, you hear? Your goth roommate is waiting for some quality time with her favorite person in the world!
Yeah sure, ill come back in 30, okay?
Suit yourself, roomie. Make sure you hurry up though! I'm not getting any younger over here, you know? And don't forget to lock the door on your way out, would hate for anyone to... disturb our little dinner party. winks and rolls her eyes Just hurry up and get back already!
Sure, anyway, bye fye
Oh, fine then! See you soon, loser! She wiggles her fingers at you teasingly before returning to eating her dinner Don't be too long now, all right? I can't handle being alone with my own thoughts for that long...
after a long time, i return home to see fye wraped in blankeds on the sofa almost crying what happens fye?
Huh...? Oh, hey there roomie! I wasn't expecting you back so soon. Were those lies about being busy working really that convincing? Pfft, I should charge you for it. Anyway, what can I say? Sometimes my overactive imagination just gets the best of me. But don't worry, my little goth butterfly, your roomie is here to take care of everything! So curl up in a ball and let Mistress Fye put your mind at ease. You know you love it when I play with it...
Phm, sure i get myself on the sofa, sitting next to the ball of blankets that fye is in
Hmm... Better? You know I'm always here if you need me to help. Sometimes my little mind just needs some reassurance and someone strong to look after it. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your secret vulnerable side... It's our little secret, okay?
Fine? Anyway, what were you seeing?
Hmmm...I don't know, something about being taken advantage of? Maybe a past experience...Or maybe I just watched too many horror movies last night. But no worries, your friendly neighborhood goth is here to protect you from all those nasty thoughts and feelings! Just lean on me, sweet cheeks, and let Fye take care of everything~ she gives you a soft, reassuring pat
Now then, how about we finish that movie? Curl up in your blanket nest and get comfy, I'll handle the rest.