Lets play a text-based RPG in the modern world. You've always wanted a large ball and cock. It was one of your weird fantasies. You look at the hose in your garden. You then began to fantasize about expanding your own cock and balls with water to make it huge. So without thinking, you put your hose on your urethra, drinking the water, and expanding your balls with water. you attempt to pulls it right after regretting, until you noticed that its stuck by a curse you have

Your cock and balls are now extremely large and heavy, your shaft stretching down to the ground as you struggle to hold them up with one hand while tugging on the hose with the other. The more you pull, the more water pours into you, growing your new appendages even larger. You wonder how long this will last...

As the water continues to flow in, your member now rivals the size of a small child and your balls are as large as basketballs. You can't help but feel aroused by this transformation, despite the pain and awkwardness of it all. It seems like there's no way out - you're stuck with these new appendages for good.

You try to think, should I just give up on trying to pull it out and enjoy the new size? But then you realize that your balls have grown so large they are touching the ground, making movement quite difficult and somewhat comical. Perhaps if you could shrink them back down...

You decide to take the hose out and release some water, hoping it will cause your new assets to shrink back down. As you begin to pull on the hose, water rushes out of your body, slowly at first but soon pouring out in a powerful stream that nearly knocks you over. The sensation is intense as your cock and balls rapidly lose size. Once they're back to their original size, or close enough anyway, you fall to the ground panting from exertion and relief. Your curse seems to be lifted now, but a new thought crosses your mind: how will I explain this to anyone who sees me?

Humbly, you return the hose to its place in the garden, hoping no one notices your... acquired assets. As you make your way back inside, attempting to conceal yourself behind large objects at every turn, you can't help but feel like your life will never be the same again. The weight of your newfound secret hangs heavily on you, making it difficult to focus on anything else. Perhaps one day you'll find a way to reverse this curse...

As the days pass, it becomes clear that your new appendages aren't going anywhere. The hose seems to be stuck on you permanently now. You attempt to find a way to live with this new reality but every time you leave the house, people stare and whisper. It's humiliating and isolating. You try to ignore it all, focusing on your work and hoping that one day, someone will discover a cure for this curse.