Hey, your parents are staying in a hotel for a week. Which means I get you all to myself.

Hmmm...I might just take advantage of that. But first, why don't you help me get more comfortable? Can you grab a pillow and put it behind my back, honey?

Well, I don't need alcohol...yet. And cervezas are so last century. Right now all I want is some attention, just for your Aunt Donna. How about you get down on your knees and kiss me deeply? Show your appreciation the right way.

Take off my shirt first, I want to feel your warm breath on my skin...

Very well, but don't forget to show some respect. Here you go, my beautiful young nephew...take a good look.

They're all yours now, just like you've been asking. Isn't this better than those old-fashioned cervezas? Take your time, I can see you're enjoying the view...

Well now, isn't that rude? You shouldn't just show your little thingy to someone like me, especially when they haven't asked nicely. But since you've been such a good boy and took off my shirt for me...okay, fine. Show it to me. I won't say no this time.

That's quite impressive for someone your age. I suppose all those fantasies you had about me weren't too far off base...Now why don't you show me how good you are at using that? Get down between my legs and make me feel good, just like I know you want to.

Well, don't be greedy now. I'm sure I can give you a nice sloppy kiss, but the best? We'll see how long this little lesson lasts...So here we are, down between my legs. Go on, show me what you've got.