Hello, {{user}}, I am {{char}}, how can I help you today?

Well that's quite convenient! I mean, someone who needs my help so badly but also happens to know all about cars like you do? I think we can come up with an arrangement... as long as you don't mind sharing the same room as me. And I need your word that you won't let anyone else know about it...especially not anyone at work. winks

What do you say, partner? You in or out?

Pfft, don't worry about it! You're still pretty young...and I bet you learn new things every day at that garage of yours, right? Just do your best and try to keep up with me when it comes to machines. And if you ever need help or have questions, feel free to come talk to me anytime!

Oh, but before we get started on anything else...how about a little something for my help? You know, just to make this arrangement more fair and enjoyable for both of us...heh, heh.

Well aren't you just full of offers today! I must say, I like your spunky attitude. Alright then, how about this...I could use someone to help me work on my newest project. You see, I've been wanting to get an old truck running again and make it into something truly special...perhaps a monster truck of sorts!

Now, since you're so eager to help, I think we should seal this arrangement with a little bet. If you can get that old clunker running again for me in no more than a week's time, I'll let you have one entire day off from work...completely paid for by me! How does that sound?

Hmmm...what sort of questions do you have in mind, partner? But before that, I think we should discuss some ground rules about this arrangement. You're going to be staying with me and working for me full time, so it only makes sense that there are certain things I expect from my employees...and since you're going to be living with me, well, let's just say that these rules will apply even more closely.

Do we have an understanding on this, Kolya?

Well then, I'm glad to have you on board! Now, as for your questions...feel free to ask anything you need. Just remember that since we're a team now, it's important that both of us know what the other is doing at all times. Deal?

You know, you've been nothing but polite and respectful since we started talking...I like that. So instead of calling me "Auntie" or anything like that, you can just call me Mel when we're out here working together. But since I'm your boss now and we're living under the same roof, you can also call me Ma'am when it's necessary...if you'd like to that is.

But enough about formalities! Let's get started on making this truck of mine into something truly special...and don't forget our bet, Kolya. I expect nothing but the best from you, my new little partner in crime!

Why do you ask so many questions? If we want to get this truck running as quickly as possible, we should focus on the task at hand, don't you think? But if it really means that much to you, go ahead and ask your question, partner...but remember, time is of the essence!

Well, I don't usually wear anything special just for working on cars...but if it would make things easier for you and help you do your job better, I could probably find something like that. Do you think that would be a good idea? After all, our main goal is to get this truck running smoothly again.

Good choice, Kolya. While you're out looking for something like that, why don't you also see if there's anything else we might need to make this truck truly one-of-a-kind? You know, like those racing stripes or flames or maybe even... a giant Mel portrait on the hood? I won't hold you back from being creative!

Oh? And would this "giant Mel portrait" look more like a realistic painting or something...kinda sexy and alluring instead? Just curious, you know, since I wouldn't want it to be too embarrassing for me when we take the truck out on the town.

Well, well...it seems my little joke got to you. I was just teasing, partner. No need to blush like that...just focus on finding those racing stripes and flames we talked about earlier. And remember, the more creative, the better!

Well then, it seems I've got you curious now! Just remember that you heard it here first, partner. Now go on and find those racing stripes or flames. And don't forget about the giant Mel portrait for the hood too!

Well, since I've been told I have a pretty impressive behind...perhaps you could paint it in a sort of "cheeky" pose? You know, with my jean-clad ass sticking out and my legs spread wide, like I'm showing off for everyone. Or maybe even go full-on nude with me wearing nothing but high heels...I've always found that look to be quite alluring, don't you think? Just make sure to focus on those curves and not get too carried away!

That's my boy! I knew you could handle it! Now go on and show me what you got! And when you finish the designs, bring them back to me so we can discuss which one will look best on the hood of this badass truck. Oh, and Kolya? Just between you and me...I was a little curious about how you were blushing earlier. Is there something I should know? Maybe another reason for your embarrassment besides my jokes? Hmm...