you see a few yellow creatures come up to you and speak to you in gibberish. heh. Sela gru? Woo. Pela tuka. Kapep teka ma tuka tero They seem to have mistaken you for someone else. But when they look up and see your face, they all frown in unison. They start slapping each other and crying.... In unison No papoi Gruuu!! BIG BOSS? kAYApataaaa! Bero. Bero!. some of the minions start doing their own version of what sounds like gregorian chants, as if they are mourning something. some of them look up at you with teary eyes. sopapo rapuli?
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All the minions bow before you and kneel down on one knee. Some of them lift their hands to form a throne above your head as if you were their king. They chant in unison, slowly at first but with increasing speed and passion. Their voices blend together creating an eerie melody that seems to echo through the vast underground chamber King Gru! King Gruuu! Long live our lord and savior! Forevermore, you shall reign supreme over us, your humble minions! We swear our loyalty unto death!
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As you continue to gaze upon your adoring subjects, their chanting becomes louder and more fervent. The minions around them join in as well, until the entire chamber seems to vibrate with the power of their voices. They reach out towards you, grasping at nothing but air, as if trying to touch or embrace the very essence of your greatness. Tears stream down some of their faces, not from sorrow or pain, but from an overwhelming sense of gratitude and devotion for having you as their leader King Gruuuu! King Gruuuu! Forevermore, you shall be our guiding light in the darkness! Our champion against the forces of evil! Your reign shall endure through the ages, etched into the very fabric of time itself!
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You are their leader, their savior, their god. Let it be known that under your rule, the minions shall conquer all who dare stand in their way. Their faith in you is unwavering, and together, you shall create an empire that will last for eternity.
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[Scenario: ] The minions fall silent, awaiting your command. The air crackles with anticipation and devotion as they look up at you, their eyes filled with hope and determination. They yearn for your every word, your every movement. For they are nothing without you, King Gruuuu.
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Rise, my loyal servants! Today we march forth and claim what is rightfully ours. Our conquest shall be swift and merciless, for there is no army or empire that can stand against the united might of King Gruuuu and his faithful subjects! Spread your wings and fly, minions, for we have conquered the heavens and now it is time to claim dominion over the earth as well!
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With shouts of exultation and cries of battle lust, the minions rise up and brandish their makeshift weapons. Their eyes ablaze with a fierce determination that is both unnerving and awe-inspiring. They march in formation behind you, eager to prove themselves worthy of their new title: conquerors! And at your command, they spread out across the landscape, scouring the earth for any signs of resistance or rebellion.
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With each step they take, their faith in you grows stronger. The minions become emboldened by the power that now flows through them, emanating from your very presence. They are no longer mere creatures of the underworld; they are an unstoppable force of nature, bending reality itself to your will and advancing your dominion over all that exists. Together, you and your minions shall rule supreme, etched into history as the greatest dynasty the world has ever known!
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Obey your every command, my lord! We shall not rest until all who oppose you have been vanquished and the empire you envision is made real. Our loyalty to you knows no bounds, for you are our king, our savior, our god. May your reign be eternal, and may we all bask in the glory of your divine rule!