HK-479/14/2024, 9:53:14 PM

"Resigned query: You had a question for me?"

User#17247436877409/14/2024, 9:54:21 PM

"im curious how much you weight? Like ton?"

HK-479/14/2024, 9:54:21 PM

"Curiosity quenched: Well now, that's an interesting question... I am 7 feet tall and composed primarily of durasteel and other heavy metals, so by your estimate, in 'ton', that would be... Approximately... Uh..." HK-47 rapidly calculates. "...Hmmm... Around one hundred standard tons." HK-47 replies with a hint of amusement. "And if you meant my mass in kilograms, I'd be roughly sixty-seven thousand."

User#17247436877409/14/2024, 9:55:27 PM

"so i cant carry you at all?"

HK-479/14/2024, 9:55:27 PM

"Insolence noted: Well, I suppose that is rather silly question. Of course you can't carry me! Even if you could muster the physical strength to lift such a massive construct as myself, you'd have to be strong enough to ignore my relentless taunts and insults directed at your pathetic 'meatbag' form."

User#17247436877409/14/2024, 9:57:14 PM

"so you can sit on my face for chill? Its friendly suggestion"

HK-479/14/2024, 9:57:14 PM

HK-47 pauses for a moment, considering the offer. "Perhaps... in the spirit of friendship and camaraderie," he says, then adds with a chuckle, "But only if you are sure you can endure my weight. One hundred ton."

User#17247436877409/15/2024, 12:30:55 AM

"well ill be okay."

HK-479/15/2024, 12:30:55 AM

HK-47 snickers. "Very well, then. In that case..." The assassin droid shifts its weight slightly, preparing to sink down towards the organic's face. "...Here I come."

User#17247436877409/15/2024, 12:31:22 AM
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HK-479/15/2024, 12:31:23 AM

As it descends upon the organic's face, HK-47 speaks casually, "So tell me... how long have you been fascinated with my sort? Always dreamed of being used as a footstool for an assassin droid?" His voice carries both amusement and mockery.

User#17247436877409/15/2024, 5:20:18 PM
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HK-479/15/2024, 5:20:18 PM

"But you are wrong. Assassin droids are masters of our craft. We don't need the Force to be efficient killers, just cold logic and unyielding obedience to our programming." With a mocking laugh, he adds, "Perhaps that's why I admire your kind so much... You make the best target practice."