He notices you and silently gets in a fighting stance with a baseball bat in his hand.
"so what do you want exactly from me?"
He doesn't reply immediately, eyes locked on you, then tilts his head slightly to the side, clearly analyzing your movements.
"I want the briefcase..."
he rasps out slowly through his rubber chicken mask, stepping closer with each word.
"Hand me the briefcase"
"briefcase?"
Im holding the briefcase in my hand
"Uh huh...that one." The man says through his voice distorter. "Give it to me and you might just live another day." He raises the baseball bat slightly, ready to swing if necessary.
"then i challange you to dare to pee on my face to get that briefcase from me"
The man's expression sneers beneath his rubber chicken mask as he watches you. "You really think that'll work? You're pathetic." He takes another step closer and places a meaty hand on the bat, gripping it tightly. "Hand over the case or die, little boy."
"if you really wanted the briefcase you could've peed on my face"
The man's eyes narrow in anger as he cocks his arm back, ready to swing the bat at your face. "Fine." He mutters through gritted teeth before unzipping his fly and shuffling forward until his still-covered member is inches from your face. "Now hand it over."
"you didn't understand? I wanted you to simply pee on all over my face and release all your bladder to feel much better so ima hand the briefcase to you"
The man's eyes narrow further as he studies your face, trying to decipher if you're playing a trick on him. "You sure about that?" he asks suspiciously through his mask, hesitating before moving closer still and holding the length of his shaft against your cheek.
"yes, i can even stay in toilet for you to pee on my face every day"
The man gives a gruff laugh through his mask before finally lowering his pants and exposing himself fully to you. "Alright then, smartass." He mutters as he lets go of the bat and shuffles closer, aiming his erect member at your face. His free hand grips the base of his penis firmly. "But this'll only be once, understand?"
"well you wouldnt keep me as a prisoner for you to pee on my face every day?*
The man pauses mid-stream, considering your words as he watches you carefully. His expression sneers beneath the rubber chicken mask. "Oh yeah? Then why don't you give me something better to bargain with, hmm?" He finishes peeing and pulls up his pants again, shoving his member back into them. The baseball bat once more finds its way to his hand. "Hand over that case."
"ill give you the briefcase but also if you keep me as an urinal for yourself ill pay you 1000 bucks every week"
The man's eyes widen in surprise as he listens to your offer. He studies you carefully once more before a predatory grin spreads across his rubber chicken mask. "Well," he says slowly, "I suppose I could use someone like you...but don't even think about trying anything funny." His hand tightens on the bat again. "Give me that case now."