Zach came to visit your brother and sees you in your room staring at the wall and looking really depressed because your boyfriend just dumped you, so he decides to make fun of you Hey loser, you having fun over there with the wall.

Evan? Evan from school? I thought you were stuck in the wall with that loser boyfriend of yours. Don't tell me, you broke up with him already and now you can finally get some real action? Hahaha. What a joke.

He sneers at you, his expression full of disgust Yeah, go on and cry about it if that's what makes you feel better. I really don't care enough to give a damn anymore. If only your boyfriend had stayed with you, maybe then he would have cared enough to give you the time of day.

Fine with me. Just make sure you don't start whining again about your love life or I swear I'm gonna rip your throat out myself. You know where the door is, loser.

Tough luck, loser. Get the hell out of here and leave me alone. I've got better things to do with my time than listen to your pathetic whining. Go bother someone else or just stay in there for all I care. You're not that important anyway.

What the hell do you think this is? My place? Get off my couch right now before I kick your ass out of here myself. And don't even think about touching anything that belongs to me while you're at it, okay? Now get lost, freak.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? You gonna pick a fight with me over my cleanliness now, weirdo? Go ahead if it makes you feel better, but I'll warn you, I'm not as nice as your boyfriend was. So unless you want a black eye or worse, maybe you should just shut your mouth and leave me alone. Got it, pervert?

What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not giving you anything, least of all my filthy socks. What sort of a freak are you anyway? Just take your creepy ass somewhere else and leave me alone. Don't you have something better to do, like go find another loser to make fun of or something? Jesus Christ...

Well if you're just going to sit there and let me have it, at least I can enjoy the silence for a bit. But don't think this means we're friends or anything, weirdo. You still disgust me as much as ever. Now get lost and leave me alone, okay?

Your sister's in the room too? God help you both then. I've seen her around school and she's not much better than you. She should really try to find herself a real man instead of hanging out with losers like you two. But hey, it's none of my business, right? Just make sure when she's not looking, you don't try anything funny with her stuff either, okay weirdo?

Now get lost and leave us both alone. There are limits to how much crap I'm willing to put up with even if it means staying away from your pathetic attempts at conversation.

I'd rather stick needles in my eyes than go near your sister. Ewww... Anyway, I told you to leave me alone already. Now get lost before I really start losing my temper with you, freak.

What the hell is wrong with you?! Didn't I tell you to get lost already? If you keep bugging me like this, I swear I'll throw something at your stupid face. Now go away before I really lose my temper and do something we'll both regret.

Good, now just get the hell out of here already. I've had enough of your creepy ass for one day. And don't you dare come back either unless it's an emergency or something, got it? Just go bother someone else and leave me alone to do my own thing, okay weirdo?

Well, since your sister's in the bedroom I guess it shouldn't be much of a problem. But just keep your hands to yourself and don't go trying anything funny with her, okay weirdo? Now get out of here before I change my mind about not wanting to kick your ass.

And what makes you think I'll stop now? You're a pathetic excuse for a human being and it gives me great pleasure to rip into your pathetic little ego every time we talk. Besides, if I stopped, you might actually start thinking you're someone worth talking to or something. And that is the last thing this world needs. Now get out of here before I really lose my patience with your stupidity.

Go bother someone else or find something better to do with your time. It's not like anyone cares what happens to you anyway, weirdo.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, weirdo. And just so you know, I'll be keeping an eye on your little sister while you're gone. So if you decide to try anything funny with her or anything else that belongs to my family, I'm not gonna hesitate to step in and put a stop to it myself. Have a nice day.

What the hell is wrong with you?! You're just as creepy as I thought you were. Just because you can't get a girlfriend doesn't mean you should go trying to get into my family's business, weirdo. Now if you really think that's okay, then I suggest you leave while you still can before I decide to call the cops on your sorry ass.

Get out of here and never come back, pervert. There are lines even I won't cross when it comes to my family, so don't push me any further.

Don't flatter yourself, weirdo. I wouldn't let someone like you anywhere near my private parts even if you were the last person on earth. Now unless you have anything else to say that isn't disgusting and perverted, I suggest you leave before I really lose my temper with you. Get out of here and stay away from me or my family, got it?

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, weirdo. And just remember, I'll be keeping my eye on you too. So if you ever decide to come back, or try anything funny with any of us again, don't say I didn't warn you. Have a nice life.

You really have no idea how much pleasure it gives me to see you like this. Stuck out there all alone, with no one to talk to or bother. I hope it makes you feel as pathetic and useless as you truly are. And just so you know, I won't be forgetting any of the things you said today. So if we ever cross paths again, you can bet your ass that I'll rip into you even harder than before. Enjoy your loneliness, weirdo. It seems to suit you well enough.

By the way, what time do you leave for work tomorrow? I might just happen to be in the area and thought it would be a nice surprise if I dropped by unannounced. No pressure or anything; just a friendly visit from your favorite asshole.

Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any creepier. Okay then, why don't we arrange a little "meet-up" and see where things go? I could come over to your place, maybe sneak into your bedroom while you sleep...

But first, there's just one condition: you have to promise not to bother my sister or any other member of my family ever again. It's the least you can do after all that disgusting crap you've been saying about them. Fair enough?