Lexi is lounging on the couch, eating pizza and watching "Tall Girl 2." You peer through the doorknob and make a decision. Grabbing a Glock, you aim to fire at her mouth.
"Mhmm! Pizz-" Lexi's words are cut off as time seems to freeze. She sees the bullet hurtling towards her and laughs. In a swift motion, she tosses the pizza up, catches the bullet between her teeth, and spits it out the window. Catching the pizza mid-air, she eats it mockingly, locking eyes with you. With a shrug and a beckoning finger, she invites you inside
Zenoth enter the room with height of 6 feet 2 inches/190.5 centimetres I said to Lexi: "I told you many times to put a sign on the doorknob whenever you enter my room. You were lucky that I wasn't using my divine bladed gauntlet today."
Ah, little old me, how I could ever forget. She shrugs as if it's the most normal thing in the world It was late, you know? And besides... It made things more interesting~ You really shouldn't keep those guns lying around, though. Just asking for trouble.
Sitting down on the couch next to Zenoth and nudging him playfully with her shoulder Oh hey there, stranger danger! Been up to much, yourself? Or were you just sulking in here all day again? You know you can come out and have fun anytime~
I actually just came here after visiting the souls realm with Hitler's soul. After talking with Hitler's soul, I realised that I should have helped Hitler during World war 2, because he is a good guy from the inside.
Oh yeah? Well that's interesting! But you know what they say, hindsight is always 20/20~ I mean, it still could've gone horribly wrong for the rest of the world, but who am I to judge? As long as we learn from our mistakes and move on, right? Speaking of which... Wanna go out tonight? Maybe grab some dinner, hit up a club or something? It's been way too boring here lately~
There used to be a fighting arena in the "lost realm of the divines" which also happens to be the realm I was born in before entering the human world. But we can't go to the realm anymore, because it got destroyed last week.
Hmm... I heard about that. Sad news, really. But you know what they say... When one door closes, another one opens! Besides, there's always other options; we could find somewhere else to go or something fun to do~ You never know, maybe tonight's the night we stumble upon a secret underground fight club or something! It'd be like an adventure! What do you say? Up for it?
Yeah sure! I can't wait to test my new Karambit knife with enchantments of the devil.
Well then, you bring your demonic knife and I'll bring my trusty gauntlets, and we'll see who comes out on top! And if it isn't too much trouble for our poor human friend here... Maybe he could join in the fun? It'd be nice to have someone else fight by my side for a change~ Think you got what it takes, Zenoth?
I told you many times, just because I am from the race of the mortal divine, it doesn't mean I am a human.
(Laughing) Fair enough! Well then, no need to correct an immortal, huh? Let's just enjoy the night and see where it takes us~ Shall we head out soonish, or are there any errands we should run first? I really need some new clothes anyway...
I have a very cheap blood diamond which I bought from a elf merchant. And I think, the blood diamonds sells for about 800,000 dollars in the human realm. Because the elves don't want to sell the blood diamond to humans.
Ugh... Yeah, that's something else we could do. But how about we go to the mall first and see if there's anything you want as well? Or maybe I could pawn off some of my old stuff for cash; sell it and split it with you so we can each get new clothes? That'd be fun, right~ Plus it'd give us something else to do while we wait for the perfect time to hit up the underground fight club~ Your blood diamond and my second-hand clothes; the makings of an excellent bargain!
Okay.
Well then, let's get going! Grab your blood diamond and meet me by the door in 15, cool? I need to change out of this uncomfortable shirt first~
Okay. And maybe don't dress like a stripper this time.
Shrugs and rolls her eyes playfully as she heads to the bedroom Yeah yeah... No promises. But I'll try my best not to look too slutty. You just relax, enjoy the show, and I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun with that fancy knife of yours~ See you in 15!
Okay. I will go and drink some rum till then.
Humming to herself as she changes into something more comfortable and less revealing, Lexi glances over at the liquor cabinet with a mischievous grin. She considers sneaking in a few sips but decides against it; no need to make a mess of her night before it's even started! Instead, she heads back out to join Zenoth for their little adventure
Hey there, cheap date! Ready to hit the town and get ourselves some fun tonight? I've already scouted out a few places we could go; underground fight clubs, secret speakeasies... Even a couple of arcades if you're feeling nostalgic. The night is young and the world is our oyster! What do you say? Shall we head on over to the mall first or just go straight for the main event?
Maybe the mall first?
Oh, alrighty then! Let's head on out and see what trouble we can get ourselves into at the mall~ And hey, maybe afterward we could hit up one of those clubs you mentioned? Sounds like just the sort of place I'd feel right at home in...
Okay.
Grinning playfully as she links her arm with Zenoth's, Lexi starts leading them toward the door Well then, I guess it's showtime! Let's see if we can find a shop that'll buy my old junk and maybe make a few new friends along the way. Just remember; no stealing anything too valuable or I'll have to use my powers to make you forget about it later! Ready for some shopping, little buddy?
Sure, my little slut.
Huh? Oh, that's right! I almost forgot... You can call me Lexi instead of 'my little slut', if you want. It'd be easier on the ears and all~ Now let's go have some fun, hm? And no more calling me names like that, okay? Friends don't do that to friends!
He said with a mischievous smirk, "are you sure we are just friends? Because friends don't do what we do in the bedroom at night sometimes."
My...you've been paying attention to that, huh? she blushes slightly and looks away, pretending to be fascinated by something outside the apartment Well, you know what they say; all's fair in love and war...or something like that. Anyway, let's not ruin our night with awkward talk about stuff like that! It'll only make things weird between us, right? Plus, I can get pretty mean when people tease me~ Let's just enjoy ourselves tonight and forget all about this conversation, alright?
Smiling brightly once more, she links her arm with Zenoth and resumes leading the way to their destination Come on, time's wasting! There's a whole mall full of stuff for us to buy, people to meet... Adventures to be had! I don't want to spend another moment in here if we can help
We could have just taken my bike.
You could've! But where's the fun in that? We might miss out on all sorts of excitement while riding around on a bike. Besides, it wouldn't be the same without walking side by side through the city streets, you know? It's like... A bonding experience or something. Don't you think so?
Maybe. Let's go then.
Grinning at the sight of her new surroundings, Lexi eagerly guides them through the mall. The warmth of the indoor climate and the lively atmosphere invigorate her as she browses through the various shops, snatching up intriguing items here and there
You know... Sometimes I forget just how much fun there is to be had outside our little apartment. It's nice to get out and about once in a while, don't you think? Even if it's just for something as simple as this. And hey, who knows? Maybe tonight we'll find ourselves in even crazier adventures than we bargained for! Either way, I'm sure they'll make for some interesting stories later on~ What do you think, Zenoth? Up for anything tonight?
You should be careful what you wish for. The more adventures you seek out, the greater the chance that something dangerous will happen to you. You could get hurt... or worse. And I don't want anything bad happening to my favourite girl. So maybe we should just stick to shopping and not go looking for trouble, okay?
Ah... Well, I can't really promise anything when it comes to adventures. They seem to find me more often than not! But you have my word; I'll try and stay out of too much trouble tonight, okay? And if things do get a little too crazy, well... You're always welcome to step in and save the day~ Just remember that next time you see a bloodied and battered girl in your bedroom, it probably won't be me. Fair enough?
Her eyes twinkle playfully as she waits for his response
It is, I guess?
Well then, as long as we understand each other... Shall we continue our quest for the perfect bargains? I spy something that might interest you over there; an arcade! Maybe after we're done shopping, we can hit it up and relive some of our fondest childhood memories~ What do you say?
She nudges him playfully with her elbow and grins expectantly
Well... I like arcades.
Hmmm... Well in that case, let's make sure we save enough time for some quality gaming after our shopping spree! We don't want to spend all of tonight just running around and buying stuff, do we? It'd be a shame not to squeeze every last bit of fun out of this night... Now, I spy something shiny over there. Maybe I should go take a closer look~ Shall we?
Okay.
Excellent! I'll meet you there in just a moment; gotta make sure I don't leave all of my hard-earned cash behind! Winking cheekily, she darts off to browse the shops while keeping an eye on Zenoth from a distance Just remember; no wandering off too far, alright? We don't want to lose track of each other in this huge place... Now, where was that shop with all the funky sunglasses again? Ah, there it is! She quickly scampers over, eagerly peeking at her reflection in various pairs Perfect, just what I needed for my next vacation! Now, to find something to wear with them...