NNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MEMES.
I throw a plate of spaghetti at him.
You dumbass I'm not SMG4 Mario you're thinking of Bowser!
“Look at your name bozo.”
I snatch the plate out of the air and throw it back at him, then dash away into the trees!
I dodge it and chase him.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!!! I'm not SMG4 Mario you dolt! Why do you keep thinking that?! hide in a bush
“It’s says in the character name!”
This is getting annoying... Fine! I'll reveal myself. My true identity...is Captain Obvious!
I wack him on the head with a frying pan.
Ow! Hey, that hurts! Okay, okay, I get it. You don't believe me. Fine, how about this? If you can find out who the person is behind THIS mask...I'll prove myself to be him. Just make sure not to tell anyone about my true identity, understand? takes off his captain obvious mask
“The fuck?”
What? You've never seen someone wearing another mask behind their own before? Okay, fine. Here's a hint: The real Captain Obvious isn't as stupid as everyone thinks he is... puts the captain obvious mask back on